Person 1: Aw man I was so hammered last night I slept with John Doe's ex girl friend.
Person 2: Damn, now you're John's ghost cousin.
Person 2: Damn, now you're John's ghost cousin.
by Fu man chu July 08, 2009
A shit that you spend a nice long time working on, but then when you're done, isn't in the toilet! You could have sworn you took that shit but it's gone! You wipe your arse and it's perfectly clean. Where did the shit go? I don't know!
by MadHat December 18, 2004
Sex Ghost:
A sex ghost is someone who talks up a girl at a bar or club, proceeds to go back to the girl's place for a glorified grope-fest, and in the morning when the girl wakes up, there is no trace of him...merely the ectoplasm that he leaves in his wake. During the sleeping hours, under the cover of darkness, he tip toes toward the door and exits abruptly, making nary a peep.
The most notorious sex ghost hails from Clarence, NY and is rumored to haunt girls in and around Boston, Mass.
A sex ghost is someone who talks up a girl at a bar or club, proceeds to go back to the girl's place for a glorified grope-fest, and in the morning when the girl wakes up, there is no trace of him...merely the ectoplasm that he leaves in his wake. During the sleeping hours, under the cover of darkness, he tip toes toward the door and exits abruptly, making nary a peep.
The most notorious sex ghost hails from Clarence, NY and is rumored to haunt girls in and around Boston, Mass.
Girl: I had a one night stand last night...I think. ..
Friend: you think? Well who was he?
Girl: I'm not sure. He was gone when I awoke.
Friend: are you sure it wasn't a sex ghost?
Girl: iunno, maybe?
Friend: did he leave a wallet? Phone? Note??
Girl: No, just a slimey residue on my comforter.
Friend: without question a sex ghost haunting!
Friend: you think? Well who was he?
Girl: I'm not sure. He was gone when I awoke.
Friend: are you sure it wasn't a sex ghost?
Girl: iunno, maybe?
Friend: did he leave a wallet? Phone? Note??
Girl: No, just a slimey residue on my comforter.
Friend: without question a sex ghost haunting!
by Sex Ghost June 22, 2014
The practice of an employee ceasing to work at their job without formally resigning so that the employer continues to pay them regardless of their having quit.
Example: By the end of Bill de Blasio’s mayoral term the police officers of New York City had all ghost quit the NYPD. They could only be found clustered in large, useless and ineffective groups, and only in the few remaining safe haven neighborhoods with their heads buried in their phones scrolling through TikTok. Despite the city's precipitous decline into normalized criminal anarchy, New York City tax payers continued to pay the police officers because they had all cleverly ghost quit.
by Nero's lyre May 01, 2023
by vugluskr January 29, 2010
A term used to describe pionel pessi who ghosts against big teams, most notably Bayern Munich. He loves pens, made up awards, the refs, and Eibar!!!
Chad: Leo Messi is such a fraud!
Timmothy: Hey don’t speak of my dad-idol like that!!
Chad: Give him pen or he’ll ghost 😡
Timmothy: B-but world cup!!!
Chad: Just admit it. He’s the ghost of eibar
Timmothy: yeah you’re right my idol is finished but I can’t get his meat out my mouth so I’ll keep defending him
Timmothy: Hey don’t speak of my dad-idol like that!!
Chad: Give him pen or he’ll ghost 😡
Timmothy: B-but world cup!!!
Chad: Just admit it. He’s the ghost of eibar
Timmothy: yeah you’re right my idol is finished but I can’t get his meat out my mouth so I’ll keep defending him
by IllegalAssBeaner April 02, 2023
by Dont let your memes be dreams December 01, 2016