Gerbilising

The act of surfing the internet with a gerbil lodged in your rectum

Richard Gere is my hero. He's a gerbilising fiend.

by Cha! Said te Kitty July 10, 2009

Gerkin

1. noun. (gu`rk_in) He/she that holds more money then they should have. One that st-st-st-studders multiple times especially with the letter "m". A true owner of a landscaping business and the clean up guy on a film crew(who thinks he is a boss). One who cleans up in beer pong along with his teamate who is considered the best in the world(DA). With this team comes respect and a high level of greed. A person who smokes with the cigarettes and the bats. One who lives to trim trees and f sheep. A norweigon circumsized sailer.

I got that gerkin money

trim them trees gerkin

i get high on the reg

its fun to do bad things

I yanked it!!! I yanked the thing gerkin!!

you think you are a hot on gerkin

by gertsen landscaping March 14, 2010

gerbil rocket

The act of Gerbiling,and,then,trying to get the gerbil back out with a naked flame,to find that your ''natural gases'' are flammable.

''Oh shit,that Hamster Just Got Gerbil Rocketed''

by zigger January 1, 2008

Gerbing

A fun kids game in which you take turns throwing at least ten gerbils into a bucket of water and then taking turns bobbing (with your mouth) for the gerbils. The fastest time, in collecting all the gerbils, wins. If any of the gerbils die during a contestants turn, they must receive a kick to the mouth by the player who's turn is after. This game is illegal in 3 countries. It was most recently banned in the UN in March of 2009.

Hey little Johnny, how about a good 'ol gerbing game for your birthday party tomorrow?

by GerbilStroker June 9, 2011

[Gerbil] fell off the wheel

The time when a person is having difficulty concentrating.

"Wow, Bart hasn't been his usual self today. I guess his gerbil fell off the wheel."

by John Martins July 6, 2008

Gerbileus

An ileus is a partial or complete blockage in the bowels that can cause pain, a distended abdomen and the inability to defecate. A "gerbileus" is an ileus specifically caused by a gerbil.

Renaldo had not pooped for days and his abdomen was distended. He suspected it was the gerbil he had allowed Pedro to put up his butt the weekend before but needed an x-ray to confirm the diagnosis of: "gerbileus".

Although never confirmed, there was a rumor that a certain famous actor enjoyed the occasional gerbil up the tailpipe until one day it went in too far, creating a "gerbileus" that had to be surgically removed.

by Pammie Cakes November 18, 2011

Gerbil

A gay male who is hairy, short, a top, likes running on his wheel, and is always hungry for a nut in his cheeks

Hey man, I want you to gerbil me

by Justjed November 11, 2017