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gerbil buddy

friends who insert gerbils into each others rectums
by goatcheese June 15, 2004
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Gerber

To act like a baby or infant
To be a Gerber Baby; have traits similar to that of a baby
To appear or act younger than one's age
To have thin hair like a baby
To be chubby like a baby
To ingest food normally used as sustenance for newborns
To have invested in Gerber Insurance
"Sean, you are such a Gerber Baby!" (Sean is obviously behaving in a gerbish fashion)
"Hey, Gerbs!" (a Gerber Baby's presence is made obvious)
"Yo, Gerbmosis the third!"
(someone obviously has an unhealthy knowledge of Ancient Egyptian monarchs as well as a slow wit)
by Lakeport December 12, 2008
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gerbil

A rediculously small penis-referencing the size of an actual gerbil.
by Kristen Nikole May 26, 2005
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sex gerbil

is when you place a tollet paper roll in your ass and you let a gerbil craw up you ass and then jerk off over your dog
son let me borrow your gerbil to stuff up my ass while i jack off on our dog
by dick fur February 22, 2005
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gerbilism

Religious cult that worships gerbils; belief in the powers of the mighty gerbil. Yep....
Mom took me to the Church of Gerbil to convert me to gerbilism.
by Buddha/Hans May 13, 2006
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gerbilling

Richard Gere did what?!
by Los Pantalones Man May 6, 2004
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gerbil fucker

A person who inserts gerbils or other small rodents into his or her rectum for sexual gratification. Gerbil fuckers are often, though not always, homosexual males.
Which one of you sick gerbil fuckers stole my pet hamster?

When the ER doctor retrieved the lifeless wet clump of fur from Richard Gere's rectum, his suspicions were confirmed-- Gere was indeed a gerbil fucker.
by RVDestroyer69 February 8, 2008
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