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geek chaser 

a person who is attracted, primarily or exclusively, to geeks, both as friends and significant others; a person who is sexually attracted to geeks
Don't even try it, bro -- Chloe's a total geek chaser. Everybody she's ever dated has been into video games and webcomics and science and stuff." "What if I start wearing glasses?" "She'll see right through it. Her kind can sense it if you're fake. Just let her go, my friend. Let her go.
geek chaser by bellevoix April 7, 2011
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Geek chic 

Someone who is cool, trendy, smart dress sence, set trends that others follow. Being a geek has alywas been bad but now you addd chic to it and hey presto you got COOL. dare I say sophicated! being a geek is one thing but being Geek Chic is another.

Well dressed, handsome, and wears designers glasses toat look like a geek... You geek the point and chic you put them together and you get geek chic!
Geek chic by POS April 16, 2006

Geek Bling

When some one (usually already geeky in nature) wears a jump/flash drive on a lanyard around their neck.
"take off that stupid lanyard!"
"no man this is my geek bling!"

"oh crap! I can't do my work for CAD I forgot my geek bling"
Geek Bling by Bobby J October 19, 2006
The initial pleasurable and excited response to a new tech object, service or device just discovered. (sexual overtone implied)
We just got some new shiat from Cisco, and Neal is sporting some serious geek wood.
geek wood by grady February 6, 2004

Geek Level System 

A classification of a Geek's skills.

A level 5 Geek would have to have all the levels under him/her

Level 1: Can name basic parts of a computer and has a slightly higher than average knowledge of computers than the average person. (ie. Knows how a hard drive works)

Level 2: Knows all parts of a computer and what makes them better than others. (ie. Why Intel Graphics cards SUCK)

Level 3: Knows the Difference between an .exe and a .xyz (ie. .bat) and what each does

Level 4: Can make partitions etc. and can Install operating systems and create dual-boot setups. Familiar with one form of a Linux based operating system. (ie. Ubuntu)

Level 5: Can code at least a little bit with Languages like C, C#, Java, Visual Basic, Basic..... or C++

Level 6: Knows EXTENSIVE Knowledge of computer parts and how they all work together, and what would cause SNAFUs. (ie. compatibility issues)

Level 7: Extensive knowledge of a certain computer part(s), a specialty. And knows everything there is to know about that part. (ie. Graphics cards: DX11 CUDA cores, PhysX Good brands etc.)

Level 8: Can build a computer out of store bought components. (mother board, hard drive.....)

Level 9: Can write useful programs for computers

Level 10: Is employed for their Geek Skill (Freelance coder, Works at Best Buy, nVidia etc..)
**Geek Level System**
Sam: "My netbook has a slow graphics card..."

Ian: "It needs the Intel Atom!:

level 9 Geek: "Shut up idiot, Intel can't make Graphics cards for shit! nVidia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

other level 9 Geek: "ATI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
...

Geek Squad 

A group of retarded monkeys that work at best buy thinking they can fix computers but in all reality is screw them up worse then they really are.
Geek squad: Heres your computer mam
Customer: Is if fixed?
Geek Squad: I dont know there wasnt a bannana in it
Customer: WTF?!