fruit salad

1. a mixture of household and prescription medicines (supposedly teenagers illicitly use them to become intoxicated)

2. the ribbons and and badges worn with a military uniform by solders of higher ranks

Don't go to the party just for the fruit salad. You don't know what's in it.

by The Return of LightJoker May 1, 2010

Fruit Of The Loom

"Fruit of the Loom". Is an old company, that borrowed part of the phrase from the biblical term of "fruit of the womb", which refers to a child or children.

The word play change to "Loom" was to reflect the woven textile product that underwear is made from.

I could speculate that the founder was symbolically implying that their underwear held the genitalia necessary for children to exist. This is just my take on it, since it seems meaningless and strange otherwise.

I only purchase and wear "Fruit Of The Loom" brand underwear.

by Here's The Answer October 12, 2011

forbidden fruit

something that is attractive because it is denied to one (From the Garden of Eden in the bible.)

That website is my forbidden fruit.

by Light Joker June 5, 2005

fruit roll up

when your nut sack sticks to your leg and you have to peel it off like a fruit roll up

Man, it was 97 degrees out today and had the worst case of fruit roll up

by JtothemuthafuckinB October 30, 2007

Fruit-fucker 2000

A small automatic device used for the erotic juicing of various fruit.
Orginally promoted by Penny-Arcade.

Hot damn! My Fruit-fucker 2000! With enhanced feed reamer and pulp ejection! Let the juicing begin!

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

fruff

The act of reactivating the foul methane stench permanently locked into an office chair. Usually occurring every time a person sits down in the chair.

If you guys want the Muhl there, he can come. I just don't want it to be awkward. I mean, that guy has had to sit in my old methane saturated chair for a while now, and he probably curses me every time he sits down, fruffing the stench from his cushion. If he shows up, he will know exactly who he curses. I just don't want trouble.

by DJ Clancy F. September 2, 2010

Fruit Plate

A wussy of an extraordinary degree. The type dude that is completely ball-less. Term originated when Dan C. from Minneapolis kept ordering "fruit plates" during happy hours.

Dam Fruit Plate, you just let your boss walk all over you again.

Quit acting like fruit plate, step up to the plate and get on that girl.

by Matt Cooter May 2, 2004