freak-o-meter

A scale on which a person is measured by how much they freak out. The more yelling and hair pulling, the higher on the freak-o-meter.

"Dude, my mom's freak-o-meter was going off when I let go of the Wii remote and it hit that antique vase."

by geniusonwheels April 18, 2009

myspace freak

Aside from being a song(might be a local artist so I don't know if many have heard it) a myspace freak would be a girl(or maybe a guy) who uses myspace to either pick up guys/girls or just is constantly using the site. The song also talks about how the girl doesn't look like her picture on myspace, and she is actually ugly as hell...unlike the picture.

Yo man, I thought I scored with this major hottie when I looked at her picture, but when I met her that wasn't even her in the picture, she was ugly as hell! She was a myspace freak.

by Yung J November 9, 2006

Freak Dancing [booty dancing]

When a female places her ass on a male\'s penis area and moves it around to try to make a \"tent\"

Lisa freak danced with joe and he got a major hard on because her ass was shaking TONZ!

by un answerable April 26, 2005

control freak

Someone who has a compulsive need to control all aspects of his or her own life, such that he or she often views others (particularly those closest) as attempting to control or impose upon his or her life. A control freak ends up trying to control not only his or her own life, but also that of others. Controlling his or her own life is the primary goal, while attempting to control other's lives is simply a protective measure and by-product; Often participated by being single and living alone for a long period of time in an urban environment.

He was such a control freak in the kitchen, taking over every single aspect of the meal preparation and scolding me when I attempted to do something without permission. He obviously has been eating alone for too long.

by Christine Pepe May 14, 2005

Freak

most people think that if you are different you are a freak. I've been called a freak for as long as I can remember. weirdo is another word that people like to use. what most people don't realize is when you call someone a freak, you're saying that they're unique, and there's no one else like them. a lot of people think that being a freak is a bad thing. it's not. it's a title to wear like a badge of honor. to outer darkness with all of the people who think freaks are not worth anything! we are still people. we have value. freak = weirdo = unique. love you for you. if you are different than others and you feel like you are better of, dead. don't you fridge'n dare. you are a beautiful and unique person and a lot of people love you.

kid one: *walking down the hallway*
kid two: *walks toward them and "accidentally" bumps into them*
kid one: *hisss!*
kid two: "what are you a cat? you're such a freak.

by Blue Leopard January 25, 2020

freckles

adorable little sunspots on your arm and face. The sweetest thing a guy can do is to connect your freckles with the tips of his fingers.

Girl- "Are you connecting my freckles"
Boy- "I can't help it, they're adorable, you're adorable."

by Chartora June 10, 2010

control freak

Person who instinctively needs to manipulate others. Control is the motivation in any scenario. Cunnning; may be disguised as other type of freak, such as a clean freak. Often speaks highly of chaos.

Quickly cleans up after you, as if to suggest, 1) You're not clean enough. 2) This is how you need to do it.

Will also move your things around in a seemingly banal way.

by Bronco May 31, 2004