fockopage

A measure of how many mistakes were made or disasters occurred in the commission of a project.

My golf game today contained remarkably little fockopage, if one ignores anything that happened around the fifth, sixth, and tenth holes.

by eilonwya10 June 5, 2010

forbothered

When someone feigns that they had forgotten a task that they couldn't be bothered to do in the first place.

Dad: "Andrew, did you take the trash downstairs like you said you would".

Andrew "no I forgot"

Dad: "You forgot or you couldn't be bothered"

Andrew: "I forbothered".

by malc_o_Scribe February 14, 2012

fork flicking

When you wind up and flick your filthy cock on a girls clit when you're about to bust nut fatter than Rebel Wilson.

Dude I was fork flicking your hoor mother last night. But don't worry I won't be your friend and your dad.

by The fork flickers November 26, 2017

Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.

Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.

by Steven-O July 22, 2018

fork hunching

fork hunching two people laying in bed beside one another, one laying on back completely flat, the other on side, legs wrapped around other laying flat. Kinda like a knife with the prongs of a fork wrapped around the blade.

My wife won’t quit fork hunching while I’m trying to sleep. I think she may be an insomniac!

by JimBob aka The Brain November 15, 2018

Foreo

Fake Oreo (store/generic “oreo” cookies)

I think I’ll have some foreos & milk!

by These✌🏻 September 27, 2019

Fork Gang

People who are classy enough to stab their food instead of spooning them like a loving couple.

Imagine not being in Fork Gang and not being able to cut your food without a knife.

by Official Fork Gang October 23, 2019