FLAILER

PERSON ,ANIMAL OR THING SO TWACKED AND HIGH CANNOT SIT STILL ARS GOING LIKE WINDMILLS HEAD BOBBLE LIKE A RUBBER NECK OR BOBBLE HEAD MOUTH STRAIGHT JAW JAW JACKING UNCONTROLABLY

I WAS AT WALMART AT 2AM AND SEEN THE AISLE RIPPED APART BY SOME FLAILER HIGH ON A MISSION

by Hd#48 September 19, 2018

flail

is a retarded way to say lol but who says lol so we say flail...flail = lol

flail did you see the autistic kid shit on the floor in the gym

by soccerboyrobloxdude911 November 16, 2018

Fladomp

When you decide out of the blue to shout fladomp and lay awkwardly on top on someone until they physically have to shout or push you off:)

Gracie: FLADOMPPPPPP
Kacey: oh no!!!!

Gracie: hahahahahhhaha

by _fam November 29, 2018

Fladangle

The act of dropping your one eyed trouser snake into a pedialyte bottle or any liquid container with a screw top.

Dude, the top is too small, I can’t fladangle it.

by Pecker_deflector_17 December 2, 2018

Flabiditite

A very flabby mineral.

Rockhound 1 (while peaking out of a cloud of dust, yelling at Rockhound 2): have you found any Flabiditite yet?

Rockhound 2 (being angry because R#1 startled him, making him drop his hammer on his foot): NO pfffft. I don't like touching flabby things! I'm looking for Florescenttinger.

by AlwaysSidetrackedinALLways February 5, 2019

Flacidation

The act of being preparado to sustain the power of the ding dong.

Everybody shall kneel before this word of divinity

“Toby said:

-Today I held my urge to fap!
His friend John answered:
-Don’t you mean self-flacidation?”

by TheFakeTaxiDude February 24, 2019

Flailer trailer

Trailer towed by bicycle which is ridden by a obvious meth user . Usually full of

empty bottles or stolen scrap metal or someone else's belongings . Trailers are usually modified stolen baby carriers.

Look at that flailer trailer that sketchy guy is towing with his bike it's overflowing with scrap.

by Ghostfacedan July 20, 2019