Five-Shooter

A latex glove used as a condom.

I was able to come five times last night, thanks to my trusty five-shooter.

by Supershoes July 17, 2018

Five finger February

A challenge where women have to use five fingers when pleasuring themselves

“damnnnnn she won’t make it through five finger February she’s to tight”

by hoesmad666420 December 1, 2019

five hargreeves

the hottest bish in tua, also vanya's besti. can't sing well tho

name the hottest person in the world
tua fan: five hargreeves, aka daddy

by evillittlec0ckroach March 13, 2021

Five Hargreeves

The most smooth-skinned 58 year old on the planet.
Looks 14, actually.
...
WAiT a DAmN mInuTe.

You’re such a Five Hargreeves!

by Umbrella ☂ May 26, 2021

five gallon fart

When you realize you realize you only had to fart after sitting down to take a shit but you flush the toilet anyways

Joe: I pulled off another classic five gallon fart at Gina’s house yesterday

John: Seriously!? There’s a drought going on in California and you’re out here wasting all that water on flatulence?!

by chunky tinkler May 28, 2021

Five Guys

A fast food restaurant chain founded by five guys named Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky back in 1986.

Yo let’s go get Five Guys for dinner. Maybe we’ll run into Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky there.

by CaptainPete2024 October 31, 2023

the five sisters on Palm Street

n. a reference to the hand when used for male masturbation.

joey couldn't find a date for Saturday night, so he was left with the five sisters on Palm Street.

by pureplaya August 1, 2004