five star funny

When something, typically the drunk act of a friend, is beyond hilarious... it becomes five star funny.

Dude... did you see that wicked drunk girl fall off the bar stool and pee herself over there? That shit was five star funny!

by dzjenna September 25, 2009

Five On One Basketball

Five on one basketball is the act of masturbating. Since your hand has five fingers(generally) and you use your hand to masturbate(usually), the term was coined.

Man, when I'm stressed out, I get in a good game of

"five on one basketball" and I feel much better.

"Hey, did you and that broad have sex last night?"
"Nah, she got me all worked up and left, so I got in a good session of 'five one one basketball' to cure my blue balls"

by Headuardo December 17, 2011

brown five

When you shit for five whole minutes without stopping

"I just took a number two"
"Oh really, well I took a fucking brown five"
"Shit"

by bigminiman12 April 25, 2016

five pillars of tumblr

1. Aesthetics
2. Fandoms
3. Social Justice

4. Memes
5. Porn

DeMarcus: yo what's this cool site tumblr all about?

Shaquayquaydiddylaundraesha: cmon man haven't you heard about the five pillars of tumblr?

by Steven Joseph Brown April 3, 2017

Five-Shooter

A latex glove used as a condom.

I was able to come five times last night, thanks to my trusty five-shooter.

by Supershoes July 17, 2018

Five finger February

A challenge where women have to use five fingers when pleasuring themselves

“damnnnnn she won’t make it through five finger February she’s to tight”

by hoesmad666420 December 1, 2019

five hargreeves

the hottest bish in tua, also vanya's besti. can't sing well tho

name the hottest person in the world
tua fan: five hargreeves, aka daddy

by evillittlec0ckroach March 13, 2021