fistdick

"Define it!"

Ok...
"When a man has a fist and and a forearm for a cock, thus resulting in maximum pain when penetrating"

"Oh no, he's gonna dick me with his fist!"
"Yeah we got kinky last night. He whipped out the fistdick 😏"
"When a man has an extra large penis, or more moistly, his fist and forearm."

by The all knowing turtle April 19, 2018

Fistectomy

Placing a mans ball on a hard surface and smashing them to a pulp with your fist, saving the need for a vasectomy.

To save Todd money on a vasectomy, Mike offered to give him a fistectomy for free.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Fixted

Word used by YouTube channel Dirt Garage, simply means fix.

I fixted my drive shaft, my truck needs to be fixted.

by NeroFiction August 31, 2018

Fitted sheet

Condom

Meghan asked Larry what his favorite brand of fitted sheet were. He said SKYN

by Ltboston September 24, 2018

firsted

When you're typing fast and make a new word up.

"I firsted join Ordo Rhodos"

by SlavaPaco February 9, 2019

Fitted-shoes

Doltish and ignorant dummies.

"She issa fitted-shoes"
She rell ignorant.

by Unknown qween June 14, 2020

Foisted

Passing an ugly hoe tryna gw you to a different person so you can hu wit her bestfriend

Dean foisted that hoe onto patch

by The greeno schmeno September 18, 2020