filthy muppet

the act of fisting someone elbow deep, thus reducing the subject to muppet status

i gave Ryan's girlfriend the filthy muppet while he was passed out at the party.

by Vulva Hammer September 3, 2010

Filthy Edison

Licking a 9-Volt battery that is lodged in someone's anus

I wanted to toss Heather's salad but what she was really down for was a Filthy Edison

by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011

sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag

Wearing clothes too small, being too heavy for your clothes

Man...look at that 300 pound woman is size 5 jeans. She looks like sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag.

Dammit, I'm getting too fat for my clothes. i feel like sixty pounds of shit in a forty pound bag

by Zadok the beast February 27, 2009

Filthy Sandkiss

Similar to a "Dirty Sanchez" only this time, you start by wiping the old anal dust on your own anus, onto the victim's upper lip like a sandy fudge moustache.

"For the sake of art," I gave my boss a 'Filthy Sandkiss'

by Tyler Cee December 15, 2006

fifty hand slap

to repeatedly slap someone with the palm and back of your hand.

He wasnt listening so I had to give him a fifty hand slap

by deejaygee February 21, 2007

filthy falcon

A doggy-style sex act where the man has his penis in his partners vagina, and both thumbs in her anus, making a falcon shadow puppet.

Man that booty was so good, that she had me giving her filthy falcons.

by dayo November 19, 2007

Filthy Caveman

After a long night of playing drums for a rocking band in hot bar or club, a now hot, sweaty, stinky, hairy, and somewhat dirty drummer sneeks apon an unsuspecting individual and rubs all over said individual while dry humping, in a doggie-style manner the now victims leg. The result of this action is the showing of the drummer's dominateing power and the ability to ward of other beasts from what the drummer now claims his as his own. The drummer may claim one or many it is all depending on his energy and physical condition as well as how many drunks he must defend his now prize from. Hilarity and both a terrible stench, and chafing can result from this action

Al: Dude did you hear what happened at the Missed Conception show last night?
Damien: No what happened at the Missed Conception show last night.
Al: The drummer gave Suzi a FILTHY CAVEMAN!!!

Damien: Oh that is awesome, I bet Sarah was totally jealous!

Al: Yeah I know she was, I heard he wasn't wearing pants.

by Daveoftheboomboom November 1, 2011