tar 'n' feather

Refers to either:
(1) The correct way to pave a road (i.e., to evenly spread/roll asphalt and then neatly angle-smooth the edges)
(2) What "they" will do to you is you do a sorry-a** job of said paving.

D.O.T. foreman: The citizens in this area are really touchy about having their hard-won tax-dollars used for re-surfacing their main street, so I'd better see that my crew does a good job of it if we don't want them to tar 'n' feather us afterwards.

by QuacksO August 09, 2018

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Feather licking crocodile

A swear word for cool kids who read Wings of Fire {Dragon}

*Kid walks happily*
*Kid stubbes toe*
"FEATHER LICKING CROCODILE!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!"

by Shirnugget >:D February 21, 2020

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Tarred and feathered

When you blow a load of semon on someone's face and then throw confetti and/or glitter on them.

I totally tarred and feathered that bitch last night.

by The Godlewski Shiner household February 20, 2016

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Bears of a Feather

A malaphor describing two people exhibiting ursine characteristics such as going to bed early, excessive sleepiness, or sniffing out food in the early morning.

"sorry i missed the show, I fell asleep at six"
"so did I"
"well aren't we just bears of a feather"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

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