faith

In Christian belief, one of the three Theological Virtues(Faith, Hope, and Love) bestowed by God's grace upon the believer.

And now these remain: faith, hope, and love. But the greatest of these is love. - I Corinthians 3:13

by Theologist May 2, 2005

faith

Irrational belief in something despite all evidence to the contrary.

My religion's holy book says the world is flat, so I believe it's flat no matter what all those fancy-pants scientists say, what with all their years of hard work and research!

by Jake August 10, 2004

FAITH

To believe in something that cannot be proven.

To believe in religion or another person

Or a girls name, of the most beautiful girl ever seen, known to man. a very beautiful human being on the inside and out. Faith is a very special and lovely name. Sometimes a bossy person.

To have FAITH

To be beautiful, inside and out.

by essence of all February 4, 2010

farthog

A semi cute fat chick that is trying to wear low rise jeans and a belly shirt. The result is ridiculous and rather uncomfortable looking. If panties are showing in the back it is a farthog deluxe. The farthog is the girl that you should never hit on as she will immediately turn you down out loud and tell everyone about it, even though you may have been trying to just give her a pity boning. Caution; the farthog is often drunk and if ignored may try to rape you. You may smell the faint whiff of a fresh fart as she saunters by you.

Dude, smell my fingers I fucked a farthog last night. I got drunk at a party and fucked a farthog. I hit on this total farthog and she shot me down. Check out this farthog. This party is like farthog heaven.

by mark gonos March 12, 2008

Faith Healer

An awful thing to name someone.

I know you can't help it that your last name is Healer, but did you have to name her Faith, too?

by Downstrike November 14, 2004

faith-based

A politically correct way of saying that the government is going to give tax-payer's money to religious groups so they can use it to persue their religious agenda.

'Faith-based initiative' sounds less threatening than 'religious school' and so is less likely to scare people. This phrase is increasingly being used in the US and the UK.

Tony Blair: I think faith-based schools will benefit our children.
Journalist: So you're saying that you want to let religious organisations educate our children so they can learn that evolution and creationism are equally valid?
Tony Blair: They will receive a balanced education.
Journalist: So it's okay for children to be taught to doubt evolution and consider the earth to have been created within the last 10,000 years by a god? All this at the tax-payer's expense.
Tony Blair: Next question please.

by thepreacher May 9, 2006

farthritis

Acute, aching pain in the lower bowel or rectum following the discharge of a massive, guttural fart.

Andrew got no sleep last night because of a relapse of his farthritis.

by RichardMus March 20, 2013