the extendo

when one stretches his cock with this index finger and thumb and pulls the tip up as far as it can stretch without ripping off

“you guys wanna see a magic trick”?
“no gerry we don’t wanna see the extendo again”

by daddycoley March 19, 2019

extenze

Something the male side of laurens male family is in dire need of.

Laurens father: Have you heard about extenze yet?
Laurens grandpa: No what is it?
Laurens father: the soloution to our "Smallest problem"

by Gotcha bit*h January 26, 2011

cock extension

any firearm owned by a paranoid, limp-dick, gun infatuated NRA true believer

It was the neighbor's cat, not an arab terrorist you fucking retard. Holster that cock extension before somebody gets hurt.

by Skid Mark VZ May 9, 2007

eated

past tense of eat, also eateded and ated

las' nite, i eated some ribs.

by diesel July 23, 2003

Expedentially

Going about a task with a high rate of efficiency or expediency. See also fastliness

Please drive me to the airport expedentially! I’m late.

by mauilion October 15, 2019

external brain

A device one uses to record important data such as addresses and phone numbers. Typically a PDA, but can be as simple as a notepad and pen.

Hold on a second, let me put that in my external brain.

by ke6isf March 23, 2004

extension cord

penis, phallus, male genitalia

"electrified me with his long extension cord"

by eytan ben-amnon March 13, 2007