Embalk

To suck on, or swallow; to insert in your mouth.

Zach embalks sillies everyday.

by AmberMarie123 October 8, 2011

emil askelin

an ugly little troll that lives on the street and poops on your head

i am glad i am not like an emil askelin

by i am gay¨ September 12, 2016

Emil

A short Word for "best in most" and undescribably delicious.

You Are So Emil, its so attractive

by Emildo07 March 6, 2022

email

A practically useless method of worldwide communication, due to the widespread use of Instant Messaging.

I don't need email because I have AIM, ICQ, MSN, YIM, mIRC all running at the same time!

by Kenthar August 10, 2003

Emailable

Available for emailing.

Liz, I'll be in meetings in the AM, but emailable in the afternoon.

by Splikkit April 24, 2003

embitch

verb: to reduce someone to the status of a bitch, a weak and obedient underling that does your will out of sheer intimidation. Similar to embarassed, except with more direct connotations to one's bitchhood. Usually being embitched is a bad thing, but not always.

Maxine: Get the fuckin' yard cleaned up, Daryl you useless shit!
Mike: Dude! Don't let her embitch you like that. If you let it go now, it'll be like that you're entire relationship. Be a man!
Daryl: Sorry, bro. I was embitched long ago.

Jack: Woman, you better be naked when I get home, holding an ice-cold beer and a bottle of lube!
Dana: -sigh- I've been embitched.

by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author May 9, 2007

Embalmer

A) One whose days begin when your days end....

B) A glutton for punishment. One who apparently relishes being regularly exposed to bloodborne pathogens,dangerous chemicals, noxious fumes , unwholesome odors, and psychotic members of the deceased's family, all for a substandard wage.

A) As an embalmer, it is my professional duty to sanitize, deodorize, preserve, and restore the deceased.

B) When a family is unhappy with the appearance of the deceased, it is certain that the emblamer will be blamed.

by dodgebabe8788 September 6, 2009