ejaculation technique

“ejaculation technique” is a sophisticated courtship strategy ordinarily directed at an unattainable hottie. The technique involves the man ejaculating into a water bottle, coffee, or food item to be consumed or ingested by the target hottie. This technique can be used after or concurrently with the Clarence Thomas technique of romancing a hottie by placing your pubic hair follicles on the lid of her preferred beverage container. Warning - - this technique may constitute a misdemeanor or felony under state law and you probably should consult a local criminal defense attorney before you employ the ejaculation technique.

Chewbacca: Dude, I’m going out with that trashy chick from accounting on Friday night. If all goes well, I might be showing her my “oh face.”

Spiccoli: Sweet! What was your opening line?

Chewbacca: No opening line. I used the ejaculation technique right after having a strawberry margarita at lunch and then deposited a gift in her water bottle. She guzzled that shit down and then asked me out. Classic!

by RallyMonkey39 May 16, 2011

preflop ejaculation

1. (n.) The absurd practice of betting inordinate sums of money before the flop is shown in Texas Hold'em 2. To go all in before the flop.

Can you believe McSpell? Betting $60 before the flop, and all he was sitting on was pocket twos. He must suffer from preflop ejaculation

by TommyOkktane January 6, 2004

ewackulate

the form of masturbation, masterbating, spanking it

Jeff: Hey I think i just cought your brother ewackulating.
Ryan: Yea, he is a sick freak, he ewackulates all the time

by Kevin Richards March 11, 2008

ejaculata

to spunt, to shoot like the mahfah' 4th of July lots of liquidnutz.

Aw fuck - dat bitch make me ejaculata.

by Chodi October 30, 2003

premature ejaculation

when anything or anyone has any form of sex with the musician LIGHTS.

No shit man, of course premature ejaculation took place when he had sex with lights

by andythemanofthewes May 7, 2010

Ejaculate and Evacuate

rape

OMG!!! i just watched someone get ejaculate and evacuate

by yeet me November 12, 2018

Oxymoronic Ironic Ejaculation [OIE]

Where a man says he's going to bust a fat nut but his... "yield", is crusty ass dust that blows away in the faint wind of any enclosed area. Significantly disappointing his receiver.

Dylan has OIE (Oxymoronic Ironic Ejaculation OIE). I hear it's pretty serious.

by Lucifer_009 November 1, 2019