Trash Eating Machine

Someone that takes other peoples ideas and or verbal phrases.

Highly offensive to most of the general population.

That guy is a Trash Eating Machine he stole my phrase of
Trash Eater.

by NaytDawg September 6, 2010

man eating exploding shark

The most dangerous of all sea creatures, they'll either eat you, send cartilaginous, toothy shrapnel through your vital organs, or just bite off your arm and then blow you up. Nobody knows what evolutionary advantage is attained by exploding when angry, but it sure does hurt.

If the pirañas don't skeletonize you, the man eating exploding sharks sure will.

by Bioguy October 11, 2011

Binge eating disorder

Something I have.
No, it's not lack of control.
No, it's not eating as much as you can.
No, it doesn't include guilt or regret (when eating).

People who have this disorder might be:
Depressed
other important mental health issues
Bored (like me)
or others

My family: *switches off the internet*
Me: I'm bored
Me: *starts binge eating*

Life lesson: don't switch off the internet or binge eating disorder will happen

by nothing_just shut up June 6, 2022

eating carrots

A way of saying someone is sucking a dick, or giving a blowjob.

i bet that girl likes eating carrots

by swiffer January 19, 2006

Eating out

eating out is when a man, or in some cases a woman, performs oral sex on a woman, by placing his/her tongue/lips on the genitals (vagina, clit, pussy) and licking or nibbling on either. This is the easiest way for most women to experience an orgasm.

My girlfriend was moaning in pleasure as I ate her out. - Past tense.

I can't talk now, I am eating out, and she loves it. - present

I can't wait to eat out my girlfriend, usually a bj or intercourse follow - Future

by Theodor February 4, 2006

Eating Ass

Apart from the act itself, Eating Ass as a cultural phenomenon is ultimately a reflection of an extreme desire to express one's liberal ideals

Generation Z: I Love Eating Ass
Generation X: Excuse me?
Stuck up Millennial: What a perfect opportunity for nuanced political discourse

by Borrowed Facts January 27, 2019

Eating Ass

1. For anyone born in 1995 or later, eating ass is the act of oral sex on the anus. An ungodly act that only the ballsy do.
2. For old people, eating ass is the act of being scolded or engaging in an altercation of some fashion. Originates from military personnel getting "chewed out," or "getting your ass chewed."

1. "Man, I can't believe Alyssa did the pop schlop twist combo with a gooch to ass licking finish. She ate my ass and she ate my ass good. I hope she doesn't expect me to start eating ass."
2. "Hey man I wouldn't bother sarge with anything right now. He caught me firing blanks at recruits while on the shooting range and ate my ass for it." "Thanks man, I'll be weary."
2 Alt. "That piece of shit tapped my girls ass here at the nursing home. She has fibromyalgia so it was really painful for her. Swear to god I'll eat his ass if he ever comes near my room."

by DownTheSyndrome October 12, 2019