Educated

To get high, lit, blazed, or baked.

Did you see Tasha up in second period? She had just gotten educated!

I was gonna clean my room, but then I got educated!

by aalexisss November 30, 2011

educate yourself

An instruction to people on the Internet (and occasionally in real life if you're into being slapped) to go away and read unspecified literature until such time as they agree with your point of view entirely.

Normal person: "Israel isn't racist, men can't be women, curriculums don't need 'decolonizing'"
Critical social justice loon: "educate yourself you fascist"

by SalopianSnark January 12, 2023

Let me educate ya

A quote by the AMAZING Tessa Brooks. It was featured on Jake Paul's song, Its Everyday Bro!

Tessa Brooks:Let me educate ya.
Everyone:Please be my teacher!

by DemigodWitch June 28, 2017

education

Dude. Fuck you all. Education may not be the "source of infinite happiness", or the most important thing in the god damn world, but you need it to survive in life, unless you want to take cock in your ass when you grow up. Education is important for when you get older, if you want to make money.

btw, and you complain and say "Oh! 18 years of shit!"

Ok, now you try starting school when you're 15, and trying to get a high-paying normal job (doctor, lawyer, etc) by the time you're 30. You have to start it early so you can get all that crap in your head before it's too late.

Someone: Oh, I'll become a NFL player! Just you see! Fuck education!
Me: ....sure.

*7 years later*

Someone: Hey, lookin for a good time?
Me: ....sure.

by you're all fuckin retarded. October 1, 2006

Education

Something that is SERIOUSLY taken for granted here in America. Seriously, all you gotta do is go in with an open mind/positive attitude, do your work (try hard, and if you don't understand it, simply ask for help), pass the tests, and get your diploma. It's free, and it's worth it.

Kids in third-world countries would KILL to get an education, and here we are, acting like spoiled brats by thinking we gotta "conform to the system".

by MetalHead16 March 28, 2011

The Center for Early Education

A school for the snobby and not-so-snobby rich kids of LA. Located in West Hollywood, this school has such celebrity children such as Magnus Ferrel (Will Ferrel's son), Anabella Sherman (Sela Ward's child) and many other director's children. Those on financial aid are typically not accepted into social groups. The education is pretty good, but those talented writers do not get AP classes.

I've been waiting for my kid to get into CEE for ages! Now she's in, and only for one grade? WTH it only goes to 6th grade?!?!?! The Center for Early Education isn't as fab as I thought.

by CEEBlogger October 16, 2009

na education

Not. Applicable, Not there, No Education,
dumb person

that kid has na education

by cbilling June 17, 2018