Humpty Dumpty Your Face

The act of Humpty Dumptying somebody basicly means you fuck up their face so bad that nobody can put it back together again.

Dont make me Humpty Dumpty Your face mother fucker

by Vince_mcflippers May 23, 2010

Trumpty Dumpty

A chunky orange that likes walls he is sad because china has a bigger wall he is going to whack his thwong on bing bong (kim jon un)

trumpty dumpty built a big wall trumpty dumpty blocked the mexicans all

by Cooper is wierd April 17, 2019

writing dumps

Another word for cracking cards which is another word for credit card fraud.

Guy in DMs: You still writing dumps?

Me: Yeah. Send the information.

by Aaliyah Dukes December 23, 2021

cum dumpster

A girl at whs who guzzles mad loads of jizz and gets busted on

this girl lisa is a cum dumpster, she swallows mad loads

by Mike Jizones July 6, 2005

Cum-Dumpster

One who enjoys having cum splurged in her mouth, then dispossing of it by swallowing.

"That bitch swallowed my shiz nizzle like no other."- Anton Campbell

by Da Craker February 21, 2003

Dumpster Fire

Any IT project that Microsoft Consultimg becomes associated with.

The project has become a complete dumpster fire since Microsofy Consulting got involved.

by Leadership Consultant January 18, 2019

dumpski

created when presenting fecal matter to and object i.e. toilet, bush, chest, a friends hat, etc.

Dude, i had so much for diner and i gotta take a massive dumpski now! Save it for later man, you can give that bitch a cleavland steamer tonight! :D

by nick swizzle January 29, 2005