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Dosser

Messer, someone who doesn't pay attention or behave
Eg. "Can you stop shouting in class, you dossers"
by rain_in_spain August 29, 2020
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Drip Drops

Casual wetness caused by a guy singing good karaoke, pictures of Jon Hamm in tight pants, a strong best man speech, and a warm batch of cinnamon rolls (cinnies).
Harold's best man speech was so good, it gave me the drip drops.
by DarlingDarryl March 12, 2017
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3 dressed up as a 9

on a scale of one to ten, a woman who actually would rate a three presenting superficially as if she were a nine.
"Well you can say what you like
Be what you wanna be
You can suit yourself, baby
But you don't suit me

You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9,
you're only wasting my time."

-Trooper
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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Do I look fat in this dress?

Asked by that fat pig you've been porking, when the answer is obviously yes. If you say yes, however, you will never tap that ass again, ever.
Her: Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Who let the pig out? Snort snort snort snort. WHO LET THE PIG OUT? and so on...
by Nick D February 10, 2003
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dress up friday

A declaration of independence from dress down Friday.
Instead of suit and tie, everyone seems to have jeans with some sort of colorful t-shirt.
This defeats the purpose of heterogeneity.

To avoid this, you dress up to stand out and achieve personal relief that you look different then all the other people.
Thus, achieving the original intention of dress down Friday.
Worker 453:
Hey everyone, look at that square Jonas sporting a tie!

Worker 264:
*smile and nod* dress up friday, amigo.
by T. Polkinghorne August 13, 2008
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cfm dress

Come fuck me dress. A sexy dress worn by a female who is looking for a no strings attached encounter
I went home with the girl wearing the CFM dress and we had a great time. I never did get her name or phone number.
by Frankie Boothe April 26, 2010
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dress for sexcess

a theory stating that some women will only sleep with you depending on your attire. Could also be stated as "dress for suckcess" for women who perform oral on well dressed men.
Guy 1: How the hell did you ever hook up with that girl?
Guy 2: Some chicks dig Abercrombie. Dress for sexcess!
by rhcp18 July 6, 2010
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