Reverse Diddler

A child that molests old men and/or women against their will. Reverse diddlers are often found in nursing homes posing as scouts or do-gooders that are there to help the elderly.

Reverse diddlers hide their insidious schemes from the general public with cutesy actions such as cookie sales and puppies. Reverse diddlers have been known to be violent and torturous to their victims and will often eat them.

Little Jimmy is a reverse diddler. I saw him rape my great uncle then bake cookies with him.

by don hernando, the feared. July 26, 2009

diddley squat

jack diddley....fucking nothing at all

I went to Vegas this weekend and won diddley squat!

by flippytale January 16, 2004

Diddler

Another name for a "heel" or bad guy in wrestling.

"Samoa Joe is such a dirty diddler!"

by timthemusicman June 29, 2018

dindle hammer

This is the act of sticking one or more fingers into a girls vagina along with your dick.

Dude i gave that bitch a dindle hammer last night, she loved it!

by Evan7887 December 16, 2011

Chip Diddly

A word used to describe a happy moment when completing an action or goal. It is often said in a southern accent, and it was created 2021-02-19 by a really cool guy.

"It's all going chip diddly!"

by BuddyDooWhat February 19, 2021

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.

Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

Chode Diddly

A penis with only a head and no shaft.

Similar to a Chode

When Anthony asked his girlfriend to "work the shaft", she laughed and made him cum.

1: Anthony's girlfriend can't give him a proper blow job because he has a Chode Diddly

2: Can be used on its own even when someone with a Chode Diddly is not present.
Ex. Usually used when ecstatic. "CHODE DIDDLY!"

by Alex and Jon. Chode Diddly! June 1, 2010