mechanical diarrhea

A mess of old mechanical items and parts from various machines like automobiles, computers, appliances, and other things found in junkyards.

Look at this mechanical diarrhea on the ground!

by Doctor WTF October 7, 2021

chunky diarrhea

It is very wet and full of small logs, all the color brown.

hey! come look at my chunky diarrhea!

by Turdfart7000 October 28, 2021

Pant Diarrhea

when a hot girl farts on your anus without asking

Pant Diarrhea Make Me Dumb!

by xX 44100 Xx July 27, 2021

Bronchitis diarrhea

When a person is so high they start making zero sense and start talking about two different things that do not go together.

When my husband smokes too much weed he starts talking about bronchitis diarrhea.

by Tmpasunshinegrl June 26, 2021

Cosmic diarrhea

When you have extremely bad diarrhea so bad that when it comes out it feels like it could rip apart the universe and leaves you butthole raw

Lisa had to go to the bathroom she ate to much Mexican food now she has cosmic diarrhea

by Lilith Nishikinomiya September 14, 2022

Terminal Diarrhea

(tur-muh-nuhl dai-ur-ee-uh) : noun : Not to be confused with Terminal Poop Disorder, Terminal Diarrhea is an affliction that can have many different cuases. For example harsh medications, food poisoning or binge drinking to name just a few. The main characteristic of this affliction is that The afflicted is 100% sure that they are about to shit themselves to death (in some cases rightfully so).

"Bill are you okay in there?" asked Susie knocking on the bathroom door.

"No!" exclaimed Bill "I've been drinking Mad Dog 2020 for a week now, my insides are hanging out of my asshole and I think I'm going to shit myself to death".

"Oh no" say's Susie sadly "Bill, I think you have Terminal Diarrhea"

See also: Explosive Diarrhea

by The Great White Monkey April 6, 2021

The Diarrhea Song

A song sung by young people discribing the fast effect of diarrhea comming out your asshole.

For example:

Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)

When you feel something slide
And you just ate soeme pie:

Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)

When you're playing with your monkey
And you feel something funky:

Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)

by Bob October 10, 2004