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Cosmic diarrhea

When you have extremely bad diarrhea so bad that when it comes out it feels like it could rip apart the universe and leaves you butthole raw
Lisa had to go to the bathroom she ate to much Mexican food now she has cosmic diarrhea
by Lilith Nishikinomiya September 14, 2022
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Pant Diarrhea

when a hot girl farts on your anus without asking
by xX 44100 Xx July 27, 2021
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Liquid diarrhea

Nick cham got liquid diarrhea on his face after being buttfucked
by Hairyniggerjews September 21, 2020
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Dish diarrhea

Pretending to have to poop after dinner in order to avoid doing dishes.
I can guarantee you two minutes after dinner that Arijana will develop a case of dish diarrhea.
by YvonGluteus March 3, 2014
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Electric Diarrhea

Horrible, smelly, excruciating pain. If someone calls you electric diarrhea you really have been to hell and back.
“You cheated on me 3 times, electric diarrhea bitch ass”

Girl 1: mr Fitz only raised my grade to a C after I sucked his dick
Girl 2: ugh- electric diarrhea
by Riff.Raff May 8, 2019
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Terminal Diarrhea

(tur-muh-nuhl dai-ur-ee-uh) : noun : Not to be confused with Terminal Poop Disorder, Terminal Diarrhea is an affliction that can have many different cuases. For example harsh medications, food poisoning or binge drinking to name just a few. The main characteristic of this affliction is that The afflicted is 100% sure that they are about to shit themselves to death (in some cases rightfully so).
"Bill are you okay in there?" asked Susie knocking on the bathroom door.

"No!" exclaimed Bill "I've been drinking Mad Dog 2020 for a week now, my insides are hanging out of my asshole and I think I'm going to shit myself to death".

"Oh no" say's Susie sadly "Bill, I think you have Terminal Diarrhea"

See also: Explosive Diarrhea
by The Great White Monkey April 6, 2021
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The Diarrhea Song

A song sung by young people discribing the fast effect of diarrhea comming out your asshole.

For example:
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)

When you feel something slide
And you just ate soeme pie:

Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)

When you're playing with your monkey
And you feel something funky:

Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
by Bob October 10, 2004
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