dysfunctional definitions

The shit you look up for... here on this website.

Ex 1: Awww boy, I'm gonna look up some stupid crap on urban dictionary again, you know, dysfunctional definitions.
Ex 2: The reasons you occasionally have an outrageous laugh on yours truly, due to, you guess it, dysfunctional definitions.
Ex 3: What is greater than 4?
"What." t(-_-t)... A very discreet, yet mildly entertaining definition of dysfunctional definitions.

by SteelBallsOfLight February 15, 2018

Cocktile Dysfunction

Suffering from a soft floppy penis. Unable to achieve a stiffy.

All that whiskey gave me cocktile dysfunction.

I had cocktile dysfunction last night so she had to suck a softy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Reptile dysfunction

Get it from riemke

Riemke gave me reptile dysfunction

by Bennnnnna2 March 8, 2020

Bad Definition

A bad definition is a definition that uses derivatives of words or words with the same root to define the word.

Bad definition is a bad definition because it uses definition to define itself.

by Zvosher March 3, 2021

Pervertic Definitions

Most of the site in a nutshell, proof anyone can make up sexual definitions for words.

Pervertic Definitions dominate the site.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

Rejected definition

After posting this definition, it will almost probably be rejected. If you see this, then you are almost probably in touch with reality

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck - by swapping the example with the definition, as done here, one can get an otherwise rejected definition on Urban Dick-ion-hairy/Dick-ionic plasma-hairy

by 321ciDbrU June 27, 2021

this definition will have a gif

i know that this definition will have a gif. do you?

This definition will have a gif. I will put one in.

by anonymous October 20, 2021