deaconitus

Also known as Deacon’s Disease, deaconitus is having your necktie show under the collar of your dress shirt. This disease is commonly associated with deacons in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. It is the responsibility of teachers and priest to correct this and point it out to deacons.

Oh man, Caleb has deaconitus, we better let him know.

by SmoothBrain381 August 28, 2022

Deacon Jelinek

The finest of deacons. Sense of humor. Presides over a freshman religion class. Unknown relation to Jallen and Krotec.

You want to be in Deacon Jelinek's class.

by Spuds33 September 12, 2022

deadnest

To be not thoughtful of any thing you post on social media

That Deadnest of a bitch posted my nudes on her story!

by Dednest December 6, 2022

Deadknock

A kid-friendly insult to that you would use when you can’t curse. It basically means that you’re stupid.

Holden thought that Ivan’s way of holding the pencil was dumb, so he called him a Deadknock.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse January 10, 2023

Dead On Arrival

Used to describe a situation where an electronic device, electrical component, or other functional piece of equipment is purchased secondhand (or in semi rare cases, purchased new) online or in person, only for the consumer to discover that said item was broken or rendered non-functional.

"I bought two of these SSDs, because the first one was DOA. In case you don't know, DOA means dead on arrival, and that's not nice."

by Buttered Quayle February 15, 2023

Deadboneman

Either/Or

“The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.”
A walking idiom of sorts

You press a button it’s near “ de adboneman.”

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I met the DeadboneMan; his names Albert and he’s shorter than I expected
Albert is also short for Albus

And it blocked my street and I’m Miss Frizzle

by Wit It April 22, 2023

deadname

When a trans person changes their name, their previous name is their deadname now. If you aren't trans and you change your name, your previous name is not a deadname. If you are under the trans umbrella you can have a deadname

Trans person: I changed my name
Ally: Okay!
Trans person: Please don't call me by my deadname anymore it makes me uncomfortable.
Ally: I'll try my best!

by Kittyferns June 5, 2023