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PAL Dance

A dance in Hockessin, Delaware where underaged children (6th - 8th) dry hump each other and call it "grinding" (aka dirty dancing) and recreate all the seasons and episodes of jersey shore in one night.
Ew, she goes to PAL Dance?!? She's a whore.
by KieraKins December 31, 2011
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Jazz Dance

A beautiful form of dance that can fit with almost any music style from jazz to slow to hiphop.
Her jazz dance won platinum at the competition.
by ashylynlyn May 23, 2009
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Dance Moms

A show on Lifetime about a talking whale letting out her anger about her weight on small children and mentally disabled parents alike. The show takes place in a dance studio, where a white whale had managed to evolve to the point of being able to walk on land. The whale managed to find a dance studio to cower in and bemoan its fate. The dance instructor was working late hours, and saw the whale was in need of help, and took the whale under her wing.

The whale began to learn basic cognitive functions from the dance instructor. Less than a year later, the whale began to speak fluent English. It also spent the time learning dance moves, however it could not manipulate its enormous body to achieve such dexterous movements. When it was ready, it ate the dance instructor and inherited her position.

And so. the show records the whales efforts to teach children how to dance. It lashed out its anger at the smallest mishaps, unleashing her anger and traumatizing these children. The mothers watched, their simple minds unable to comprehend the cruelties their daughters face. When they did understand, the made a measly protest and were verbally assaulted by the whale. In front of there own children. It was decided that, upon the creation of the show, the only parents worthy of being on Dance Moms must have severe mental disabilities, so the none of them would have the common sense to withdraw their daughter and quit.
Typical fan of Dance Moms: Hurr durr dance derp.
by Badman26 January 5, 2012
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Brak Dance

originally called the Wiggle Wobble, this dance consists of the alternate shaking of the shoulder and wiggling of the upper torso. It was created by The General, and is rumored to have the power to undo jinxes.

On December 31st, 2006, the "Wiggle Wobble" officially became the "Brak Dance" during DJ Brak's set where the synchronized execution of the Wiggle Wobble ensued.

It is most popular with snowboarders, ravers, and sometimes both.
Holy crap! Did you just see that? The whole room just did the same dance at the same time!

Yeah, I saw everyone do the Brak Dance, it was fucking magical!

That's right asshole!
by Whoopi Goldberg January 27, 2007
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dancing with molly

going to a club and taking ecstacy
person 1: wanna go to a club tonight?
person 2: yeah! lets go dancing with molly
by chunky peanutbutter June 10, 2013
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Hardcore Dancing

a grouping of several codified dances often seen performed at hardcore shows.
the moves will vary with specific subgenre of hardcore, the politics of the scene involved, and individual choces of those dancing.
two-step: a fairly nonviolent, unthreatening move similar to punk skanking. emphasis is on style and variations of arm movements.

windmill: many variations, but generally includes flailing arms in wide circles, often spinning the entire body in the process. often leads to spin kick or jumping spin kick.

spin kick: a spinning back-kick. if you were to hit anyone it would be with the heel of your foot.

jumping spin kick: jump, spin in midair, and kick forward with your back foot.

floorpunch/ picking up change: bend over, pretend to grab or punch the ground, alternating hands. bring your hand back to your back pocket area (as if putting change in pocket) if you want to not hurt anyone, or flail the arm away from your body violently. while grabbing/ punching with the right hand, stomp with the left foot. and vice versa. can be performed while stationary or while moving sideways or forwards. this can be a violent dance if the kid decides to use his/ her arms (esp. elbows) as weapons.

kids may also be seen running back and forth in front of the band, sometimes jumping a whole damn lot, raising their fists (often with an outstretched index finger) and singing along. kids also pile onto one another and scramble to grab the microphone and sing a line or two if the mic is proferred by the singer of the band.

some of these dances are not considered acceptable at certain shows. kids generally do not spin kick at posi, youthcrew-type shows. it's just not very posi. and there will often be no two-stepping at more metal-influenced shows. some hardcore scenes are more influenced by diy punk ethics, some more by kids wanting to just beat the shit out of each other and wear fancy clothes. this will affect the dancing present at a show in fairly obvious ways.

the other definitions of hardcore dancing present here seem to be more from younger kids who listen to new-school metal-influenced hardcore. they would claim no tie to the punk community or the ethics associated with it. this is obvious from their blatant homophobia and general meathead attitude. they will sell out hardcore pretty qhickly, and if any are straightedge, they won't be for long.
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Halo Dance

Halo Dance: Used after owning a n00b in halo 2, it consists of
you and/or your team sitting up and down on ones body to indicate that you just stuck your jewels in ones mouth and supremely owned him.
I owned this n00b ActualCarrot and did the "Halo Dance" on his dead body.
by PHV Overlord July 19, 2006
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