by DerfMoney February 20, 2011

The line of dark hair that grows vertically down a man's (and sometimes a hairy woman's) belly and ends at the nether regions.
by hotboxin November 29, 2005

Dog's dinner is describing you as looking bad but in reality you are being called bacon and sausage so it's a compliment
by Jetwing December 2, 2019

A Dallas dinner, usually seen with the words “good ‘old fashioned” in front of it is when you have dessert first and then eat your real dinner.
I really want some ice cream right now even though dinner is coming soon, why not have a good old fashioned Dallas Dinner?
by eyeswoaface4838 August 12, 2023

Looks good in pictures but not in reality.
1. A person who is attractive in photos but not in reality. The opposite of in-person hot.
2. A situation that seems great on paper, but is definitely not great once it happens. Similar to Honeypot.
1. A person who is attractive in photos but not in reality. The opposite of in-person hot.
2. A situation that seems great on paper, but is definitely not great once it happens. Similar to Honeypot.
Friend: Hey bro... Check out my girlfriend.
Guy: Dang she's hot....
*Meets her*
Guy: Yeah nvm dude....she's a total microwave dinner.
Guy: Dang she's hot....
*Meets her*
Guy: Yeah nvm dude....she's a total microwave dinner.
by Karab okama August 11, 2019

About 2 hours before the opening night of a stage performance where the cast eats dinner together before getting ready. There’s usually a lot of stress eating and singing. Maybe some going over lines
by Theatre gal May 5, 2019

Extremely liquid and explosive poo, making all those popping and crackling sounds and keeps you stuck on the toilet to experience pain and suffering because the shit coming down your ass won't end. Either that or you gotta go back to the bathroom every 10-30 minutes for the next 3 hours+
I had a dinner diary and I was locked up in the bathroom for 40 minutes. I was so happy when it was over, but unfortunately that wasn't the last dinner diary I had that day.
by CuunCuunLips April 23, 2023
