Cummer’s Remorse

The overwhelming feelings of guilt, shame, and disgust that immediately plague your mind after ejaculating from sex or sex acts with a questionable or out-right unacceptable quality of partner. Usually accompanied by horrible worry of disease, pregnancy, and public disapproval. Sufferers of cummer’s remorse can be identified by randomly exhibiting characteristics of horrible chills while muttering things directed at themselves like, “oh my gosh”, “wtf!?!?”, and “stupid, sick fuck!”

The cummer’s remorse I felt before I even pulled my dick out of that fat bitch was unbearable!

by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018

cummy closet

When you go into a closet with your bros, turn off the light, and touch each other's dicks and guess whose are whose. Bonus if you get cum on your hand, as you can taste and smell it to get more hints on whose dick you're touching.

Bob: "Yo Chet, wanna hop into this closet and play cummy closet with me?"
Chet: "Yeah sure! I love cummy closet! 1v1 me bro!"

by Black KKK August 10, 2019

Cummunist

A leftist who is always horny

Oh yeah, that’s Sam, he’s a cummunist, always simping over Hasan!

by jah the ancom March 24, 2021

cummoning

Cummoning is the act of shooting a load in the middle of a ritualistic circle and reciting an incantation to create a cum golem that does your bidding. It’s highly advised to keep the golem below room temperature.

*Disclaimer: if golem is placed in a freezer, make sure you label the golem.

“Hey bud, why is there cum on the kitchen floor?”

“Sorry dude. I forgot to tell you I performed a cummoning last night.”

by Cups of the Dixie April 17, 2021

yummy cummy

the only tool to kill inga off
also a pill to enhance the taste of ur semen

oh, youre upset? how about some yummy cummy?

by p-tew February 27, 2019

cummitting

to cum in ones own hand (forming a mit with your hand to prevent drippage) and procede to shake hands with another person. usually performed with random members of society.

"Davy , I need some commitment."

"Sure Lesly, i dont have a problem with cummiting."

*The unfortunate break-up occured some time later*

by mmm69 October 21, 2003

cummyhank

A hanky or handkerchief used to masturbate with to catch the ejaculate so it doesn't stain the bed sheets or your PJ's

my cummyhank is a bit hard and stained - I think I should put it in the wash and get another one

by Semen Lover February 19, 2009