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Beef Cucumber

n. The male anatomy.
"I tried to give her the beef cucumber, but her bacon trench was all dried out and full of sand."
by B.LAM February 1, 2009
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cucumber sandwich

1. The poshest food you could ever eat. Especially if eaten with mayonniaise and a cup of tea, and followed by a scone with jam and cream.

Usually enjoyed by people living in London, especially near Windsor.

2. An insulting name for a posh person

3. For a man to cum on another mans ass them rub their ass cheeks againt theirs thus spreading the cum up and between both pairs of cheeks.
1. "oooh Godphrey! I think i'll enjoy a nice cucumber sandwich and a small cup of Earl Grey with lemon! Tish Tosh."

2. "You can't eat ice-cream with a fork!!!... U fucking cucumber sandwich!"

3. "Me and my gay lover were going through a sexual rut, so we decided to try a cucumber sandwich"
by DiamondSerpant March 30, 2007
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cucubongbongwulala

noun,

(1) a self-evident expressed used to describe a crazy person.
(2) Also refers to those who like to make up phrases about his/her crazy significant other
David is a cucubongbongwulala
by wulala October 21, 2011
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cucumber blasting

Similar to finger blasting a girl, but with a cucumber.
I bought one of those 14 inch cucumbers from Whole Foods and was cucumber blasting the shit out of that girl.
by QueCumBer January 17, 2014
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The Cucuy

The naturally born eunuch with an unhealthy affinity for games like “hide the pickle” , genital docking and male on male “Amazonian”position.

Affected individuals are often found lurking in bathroom stalls at desolate rest stops. Witnesses have reported hearing screams of ecstasies such as “Eulalio” or “ Belichick”, to the sound of loud rhythmic slapping.

The Cucuy is also a crowd favorite at local WNBA games.

Symptoms include male pattern baldness, wearing white t-shirt and full tattooed sleeved arms. Typically seen driving a early 2000’s Honda Accord or Minivan with personalized license plates “4playin”.
Gavin and the boy’s would often play “the Cucuy” prior to getting piss drunk and tail gating before the game.

After striking out with the ladies, the boys would return home to play “the Cucuy” into the wee hours of the night.
by Dick 831 August 29, 2022
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Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.
Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that
by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020
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Cucumber

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"I have a large cucumber"
by Ihavequitealargecucumber November 12, 2013
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