The crowley

This curse only takes action upon those who commit the following who also happen to be emo: The act of any female lactating(secreting milk from the mammary glands) while undergoing any of the following terms: alaskan fire dragon, peter peter blumpkin eater, Manhattan Transfer, or anything including Tabasco, a car battery, a bluetooth earpiece(with frosting), and/or an olive. If all of the above terms happen while she is lactating tickle her feet call her Rosie O' Donnell and then play tetris with a Turkish monkey's cousin. This will thus break the curse of The crowley. However if all of these acts occur during one sunday morning on Feb. 29th without lube kill yourself and all of those who participated. For if this is not done it will bring upon death and horrible destruction to everyone by the hands of Toast..ruler of the underworld.

wow....I heard about this girl who actually killed herself after committing a The crowley on Feb. 29th in 2008.
HOLY CRAP YO! You can see the future?!?

by King Phillip IIXXIIVIIIIXXXMMMMX April 18, 2007

Carl Croft

(adj.) a extremely sexy, masculine man.
very strong
knows how to treat the ladies

girl 1: "hey what is a good word to describe that hot guy over there, he looks really strong."
girl 2: "oh he is a Carl Croft without a doubt."

by cjballa October 18, 2010

Amelie Croyle

A fat, ugly piece of crap and cheats on all her boyfriends.

Ugh it's Amelie Croyle

by Pysivgirss November 12, 2016

dawson croft

One of the gayest people you will ever meet

Man that guy looks like hes Dawson croft

by Xxxfidgetspinnerxxx May 25, 2017

Rusty crofts

Croft (noun)- the space between a male’s leg and scrotum where sweat and other bodily secretions/smells tend to accumulate.

Rusty Crofts (noun)- the condition of overly irritated crofts due to accumulation of ball cheese, swass, and excessive leg to ball rubbagr causing severe chaffage.

Dude, my crofts are so sweaty.
Dude, I can’t walk anymore I have a case of the rusty crofts

by superhotkarl March 7, 2020

micheal crowley

An asshole who is a narcissist asshole cock sucking dick

Micheal Crowley is a dick

by Dickblink2& August 27, 2020

dirty croslin

When a girl uses her dirty feet to jerk you off.

She walked around the grocery store barefoot, but I still let her use her feet to get me off. She gave me the dirty Croslin.

by Kakin January 12, 2021