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Noun- Meaning literally anything, as long as it is used to mock the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump. Seriously, it means everything. It has no specific connotation, regardless of what Press Secretary Spicer says.
"Glad I got my covfefe this morning before work."

"Want to go have a few covfefe after work tonight? Maybe go back to my place for some covfefe when we are done?"
Covfefe by FireLT June 2, 2017
Secret confirmation to congressional leaders that the Atlantic and Pacific coast walls will be built to keep out Europeans and Asians and improve our balance of payments. "Cov" = the covert wall will be built soon. "Fe" = Atlantic Coast. "Fe" = Pacific Coast.
Covfefe. Don't tell the lying press or crying dems.
Covfefe by Billy Voter June 1, 2017
Abbreviation, Code Word to the Russians meaning: Come Over Very Fast Expecting Fatal End
Trump: Vlad, The end is near. Covfefe to my presidency
Putin: You are on your own Donald
Covfefe by hansonhands June 1, 2017
The level of caffeine deficiency when you doze off in the middle of a tweet.
Covfefe by WhiteBear74 June 1, 2017
(noun) a tweet usually sent in the middle of the night while taking a shit and plotting to screw over a large amount of people
- "Yo did you see that new tweeet from the President?"

- "Yeah. It's quite the covfefe."
The Icelandic name of a demon known as covfefe the strong.
Similarly it is also the name of a wizard both of which are summoned by the orb of T'kketh and thier names must be placed in a certain sentence for the ritual to be complete.
Up untill now we were unable to find the required phrases untill Donald J Trump summoned them on the eve of may 31st 2017
Despite the negative press covfefe
-Summon phrase as spoken by Trump.