Coon Spider

(n.) A possibly mythical spider that is believed to make the ever so popular "fro" that typically grows on top of a male Negro's head. It was thought up by the people who speculated that a fro was not hair at all, but the finely interwoven webs of the Coon Spider.

Yolanda: "Man Tyrone! Yo fro is bodacious!"

Tyrone: "Yeeaa boiii! My Coon Spider's been workin extra hard, sumthin I'll never do!"

by thomas anonymous August 9, 2009

coon gang

some entitled white kids like ; mason, tristen, sarah, and colby, also brennyn who think they " rule " the school with their small little gang that literally no one give two fucks about oof

hey wanna be in the Coon Gang
the fuck hell nah yall all got aids

by twinkybuster February 13, 2019

Coon Tunes

Nigger Music

What's that awful noise?

That's Coon Tunes you hear.

by kennyb43 September 29, 2009

pet coon

A raccoon which one befriends and cares for. Often used in comparison to describe someone wild or crazy.

You're crazier than a pet coon.

by Eric Simmons December 8, 2003

Dune Coon

Slang for a middle eastern, usually loves Osama Bin Laden and enjoys committing suicide.

"I am not what you americans call a "dune coon", i just have dirty turban."

by Wawk R November 2, 2005

bamboo coon

a person of mixed asian and black decent

Tiger Woods is a no good bamboo coon

by Lord Infamous aka Scarecrow July 7, 2006

Trush Coon

How a drunken Canadian (perhaps a Canadian Kevin Costner) pronounces "trash can".

Hey there, where's the trush coon, eh?

What are you talkin aboot?

by Kevin Costner January 19, 2004