mac computer

the most homosexual item ever released onto the market. people who bu these computers are undecidedly gay and unable to perfom basic boby operations properly.

i bet he owns a mac computer

by steve jobs smells bad July 20, 2008

computer

A tool designed to accelerate, and automate, errors.

My computer accelerated, and automated, errors on itself!

by Chronomein October 5, 2005

Computer Aided Fap (CAF)

Computer Aided Fap (CAF) is the use of computer systems to assist in the creation and optimization of a one's fapping experience. CAF is used to increase the visual, written or sound stimulation of the fapper. CAF may be through viewing pictures or videos of a pornographic nature, hot, provocative selfies, viewing Snapchat, YouNow or other social media. Other CAF may include dirty chats, reading sexually stimulating stories, etc.

Carl found himself bored and tired with his usual wank in the shower so he opened up a whole new world of jerking possibilities by incorporating Computer Aided Fap (CAF) into his daily masturbation habit.

by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2015

apple computer

The eye-candy of computer technology. Looks good, but sucks ass.

Apple computers are what PCs will look like in 1000 years. And in 1000 years, Apple won't exist.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

Computer

A device that computes, especially a programmable electronic machine that performs high-speed mathematical or logical operations or that assembles, stores, correlates, or otherwise processes information.

a Computer, PC, Laptop, Notebook, PDA

by Ben9534 January 18, 2006

Personal Computer

See PC.

See PC for examples.

by Downstrike May 31, 2004

computer ketchup

Better than the regular kind, or that purple kind.

Ooh! This computer ketchup is pretty good! Needs more RAM, though. Maybe a couple of megachips.

by SMD October 18, 2004