Collective

Just as a group of crows is a murder, a group of sheep is a herd...

A group of assholes is a collective

"Julianne raised 5 boys and yet somehow they ended up just being a collective."

"How can those boys be so mean, mom?"

"It's just what happens when there's a collective sweetie."

by K- November 16, 2020

Collect the Yeast

1.) Synomnious with Secure the Bag and Get the Bread

2.) When you rise and grind, effectively collecting the yeast before it rises to bread.

3.) Taking credit for the bread (success) by collecting all the yeast before others can take it.
4.) Having the begining means to obtain success before it exists. (Having ways to make bread)

Guy 1:- I have an algebra exam tomorrow.
Guy 2:- Bro, study and collect the yeast.

Guy 1:- Hell yeah, COLLECT THE YEAST!

Guy 1:- Now I can make some fucking bread. 😫🙌🍞

by COLLECTtheYEAST March 24, 2019

collective häkeling

A type of german gay orgy, that uses crocheted sex toys instead of regular ones.

Person1: "Did you visit Tims collective häkeling last week?"

Person2: "Yeah my butt is still sore because of that crocheted buttplug."

by TheCrocheter27 February 3, 2017

to observe and collect

In other words, to spy on people and extort wrongful/excessive fines on them. It's what da fuzz is REALLY out to do to all of us.

With so many piglice out there trying to observe and collect from passing motorists, many folks might be better off foregoing a vehicle altogether, and just walk, bicycle, or use public transportation.

by QuacksO December 20, 2018

Collective Diary

Facebook.

Facebook is so unique. Think about it. What has ever existed like it before? It's the first-ever example of what is a... collective diary. Hey, I should submit that to Urban Dictionary.

by Vincent Van Dazzled February 25, 2019

Collecting Apples

people with big bellies look like they've been down to the orchid collecting apples

ayup you been down to the orchid collecting apples?

fuck off!

by fuzzmeister June 6, 2010