button on a fur coat

"A penis that is so small, it resembles a button on a fur coat amongst the pubic hair."

"His penis was so small that it resembled a button on a fur coat."

by Teddy November 3, 2003

The Puffy Coat rule

A unwritten yet indisputable rule within professional football: When the manager of a professional football team wears a puffy coat to the game his team will lose.

In an instance where the manager of both teams wears a puffy coat those teams shall draw but with notably bad defending from both sides to prevent supporters being satisfied with the point.

Only Arsene Wenger is able to defy the puffy coat rule. His Arsenal side defeating the widely accepted 'best team in the world' Barcelona 2-1 despite their manager sporting the oversized coat.

Roy Hodgson and his puffy coat were relieved of the role of manager today after they lead Liverpool to their worst start for over 50 years. Hodgson another victim of the puffy coat rule having only been at the reigns for 31 games (the shortest in the club's history.)

Arsenal completed their comeback against Barcelona to win 2-1 courtesy of a strike by Andrei Arshavin. This result came despite their manager Arsene Wenger sporting a puffy coat on the touchline. Contrary to the puffy coat rule.

by DefinitionGoose December 3, 2011

red coat neck

n, A low brow British person who hates Americans and can't argue with one without bringing up the American Revolution, and calling them a Yank as an insult. Similar to an American from the south who hates Northerners and can't argue with one without bringing up the Civil War (the War of Northern Aggression), and calling them a Yankee as an insult. Derived from combination of red coat and red neck.

Do you hear that red coat neck arguing with that Southern hick? If he calls him a Yank, somebody is going to end up in the hospital! ... let's watch.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

burlington coat factory

ghetto macys .......Store who despite its name hides its coats

Dave:Hey lets go to burlington coat factory

Lary:Shit nigga who u think am Rockafeller

by sir nathanial barthalemue September 26, 2007

Riding Coat Tail

To sponge, mooch, free load, skate by, or do absolutely nothing but watch while somebody else does all the work and still somehow try to take at least partial credit for something you had no hand in. The act most likely originated back in Tallahassee in Apt# D9 and then fully cultivated to a personality trait on Calcutta Street.

Anticipating good times to be had for all, Kevin put down the Nintendo and was observed "Riding Coat Tail" all the way to Michelangelo's.

by Ben December 30, 2004

sugar coating the snake

When a woman or man hides their true identity and makes themselves look sweet to lure in prey. A disguise that hides their snake like soul that has viperous natures but they need to look sweet to get close to someone to take advantage of them.

A woman who is a PHD student who wants a baby and then lures in a nice man to have sex with her. After she is impregnated, she then disposes of him and takes him to court for the money. The man is left wondering what the heck happened while she is taking him to the cleaners. But when she needs something she lures him back in with sweetness then bits into his jugular when he is at his weakest.

From real life:
she's changed a lot in the last month. Seems sweet again
but perhaps it is just sugar coating the snake

by ayrobotech October 24, 2011

trench coat top

A bottom who pretends they're a top. Reference to three kids in a trench coat pretending to be an adult.

"Nah, dude. She's a trench coat top. There's no way she's an actual top."

by bookbent June 5, 2020