Christopher Knight

fucking cunt

um wow alex got doxxed he lives in canada
NO HES JUST A FUCKING CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT
SCOOTER SQUAD

by daddy loserssss August 12, 2018

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Christopher Wallets

A person who walks around with a wallet that is notoriously big.

watch out for christopher wallets! he thinks he is better than everyone else. It's like he discovered oversized money.

by AverageSizedPeter May 24, 2021

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So, here's what you do.

Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.

Step 2: Get some chick to participate

Step 3: Blindfold said Chick

Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.

Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD

Bro, last night I got some bros and we had a chick do The Christopher Colombus... It... was.... RAWSOME!!!!!!

by hahalolcatz2010 September 17, 2011

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Christopher Dickson

Christopher Dickson is a very trustworthy person. He is a very good listener and never yells. He treats people with much respect and never wants anyone to be in trouble and he wants the best for people.

Guy 1: “Stop being a bitch, be a Christopher Dickson instead.”

by DICKSONHATER December 4, 2022

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Christopher Leon

The local legend Chris Leon is know by many names. His Neanderthal friends call him Jesus because of his height and burly beard. He keeps a close group of friends but will them them to simp over women older than him. He falls in love to fast but is a very good person at heart. He will kick your ass in team based objective games but struggles in RPGs. He is very knowledgeable in meme culture.

"Oh! That's Christopher Leon, he's that cool redditor."-Said No-one ever.

by TheWarrior76 April 8, 2022

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