Choad

A short fat stubby dick that looks like a crushed sofa can

Wtf what is that's is that a choad

by Dainperry123456789 April 6, 2017

Choad

A choad is a small penis.

Claudia:I heard Bryan has a choad?!
Bella:I’ve seen it it’s tiny😂

by Bellamellamoo April 24, 2019

chomp choad

When someone sucks your dick or in rare cases when you suck your own. Also know as; blowjob, getting head, bob the knob, etc.

Susie aint great looking but man can she chomp choad like a pro... no teeth and she gargles the #manmalt when shes done.

by p-ro August 7, 2018

Choad blower

A person who specializes in giving blow jobs to people with choads

Mr. Duffy is such a choad blower

by Big dam February 28, 2024

Choade

1. Can mean chill, lowkey, no biggie.

2. Choade means “Chilling hard on a deck every day.” Used in a very limited fashion in certain frats to describe relaxing out the front of the frat house according to genius.com.

“It’s choade my dear” - Connan Mockasin

by JayKip July 23, 2022

choad catcher

choad catcher is a long haired fag he loves touching little bois asshole he only does it to 9 year olds that have just finished sport because he doesn't want them to struggle as much and if there sweating he dosent need lube he also sites behind mcdonalds and give 90 year old men with choads blowjobs he also has a boyfriend named brodie hes policy is a choad a day keeps the competition away

I saw the choad catcher yesterday

by Jewdrop crop top August 6, 2018

Female choad

Amy has a booty

Amy has a booty Female choad on her bum. Female choad on her bum. Choad . Female

by Bobybo July 9, 2018