Illiterate Trash. Chavs are the people that give youth a horrid name, they wear designer crap and unnecessary amounts of jewellery to look cool when it actually makes them look dumber than they are.
by Kamete July 29, 2008
Get the Chavsmug. The dirt under the dirt of the finger nails of society who are usually seen wearing Adidas or Nike trainers with filthy Nike tracksuits tucked into their socks. Chavs try to look "hard" with a drugged up appearance with one half shaved eyebrow while spitting onto floors or robbing old people's homes.
The bottom run of society. If approached by a chav, consider yourself lucky if they only ask you for a cigarette or some spare change.
The bottom run of society. If approached by a chav, consider yourself lucky if they only ask you for a cigarette or some spare change.
Person 1: Oh look it's one of THOSE chavs..
Person 2: Lets hope it doesn't come up to us either asking us for money or to try and beat us up
Person 2: Lets hope it doesn't come up to us either asking us for money or to try and beat us up
by Ilikeshite December 22, 2009
Get the Chavmug. 1. Council House Associated Vermin
2. A group of slow witted humans who thrive off Fags and Cheap jewelery.
3. Can be seen in your local town centre/ sreet corner in groups between 4-25.
The female parters of the chav are known as chavettes/whores/suts/orange and they are normally dragging along chavlings (small children old enough to be their younger siblings nether mind their children) and they usually wear tracksuits they got form a dingy market stall and have earings large enough that the moon could fit through with grace.
the chav (male) is normally very skinny... and if they are muscley (very rare) then they are normally on steroids.
they have the brain and emotional capacity of a tea spoon and they originated from the townie which are likes chavs but less violent/socially acceptable... but unfortunately they died out in the late nineties/ early 2000's
chavs like to pick on people who are not physically strong but they "hunt" in packs as to provide back up if they need it. if i chav is on his own he will not even look at a passer by in the wrong way because he knows that he is too weak without his friends holding down his victim.
they are associated with council houses and live off money earned by tax payers.
the chav is considered one of the lowest forms of human life and if you ask most british people even a chavs mother they will agree that the best course of action is to push them all of a very high cliff... when the tide is out so that you can see them hit the rocks at the bottom..
4. a chav has very limited vocabulary the most common words used are;
init
mush
mert
mate
bling
bang
toke
2. A group of slow witted humans who thrive off Fags and Cheap jewelery.
3. Can be seen in your local town centre/ sreet corner in groups between 4-25.
The female parters of the chav are known as chavettes/whores/suts/orange and they are normally dragging along chavlings (small children old enough to be their younger siblings nether mind their children) and they usually wear tracksuits they got form a dingy market stall and have earings large enough that the moon could fit through with grace.
the chav (male) is normally very skinny... and if they are muscley (very rare) then they are normally on steroids.
they have the brain and emotional capacity of a tea spoon and they originated from the townie which are likes chavs but less violent/socially acceptable... but unfortunately they died out in the late nineties/ early 2000's
chavs like to pick on people who are not physically strong but they "hunt" in packs as to provide back up if they need it. if i chav is on his own he will not even look at a passer by in the wrong way because he knows that he is too weak without his friends holding down his victim.
they are associated with council houses and live off money earned by tax payers.
the chav is considered one of the lowest forms of human life and if you ask most british people even a chavs mother they will agree that the best course of action is to push them all of a very high cliff... when the tide is out so that you can see them hit the rocks at the bottom..
4. a chav has very limited vocabulary the most common words used are;
init
mush
mert
mate
bling
bang
toke
1. "hey what does chav stand for"
"its stands for council house associated vermin"
2. "chavs are such dumb asses they can't tell the difference between piss and lambrini"
3. " those chavs are ruining my shopping trip they keep standing by the designer shops "window shopping" "
4. "init mush i just banged that kid"
roughly translated into our language it means "hello my fellow companen i just beat up that child"
"its stands for council house associated vermin"
2. "chavs are such dumb asses they can't tell the difference between piss and lambrini"
3. " those chavs are ruining my shopping trip they keep standing by the designer shops "window shopping" "
4. "init mush i just banged that kid"
roughly translated into our language it means "hello my fellow companen i just beat up that child"
by Nichiwwa October 9, 2008
Get the CHAVmug. a deprived social class, usually originating from poor families, brought up in an environment of sexual abuse and beatings. Will wear any cheap bling to fit in the crowd. usually like saying words such as *bruv, innit, yeaaahhh or bass!!* usually wear the same clothes several times over before even considering washing them. Are part of the most hated culture in all of Britain
by duboc May 13, 2007
Get the chavsmug. a person who wears burberry, smokes makes fun of people who are different from others, watches X-Factor other reality shows and adds "eh" on words such as "me", "Hippie" "baby"
In northern ireland they are known as spides
In northern ireland they are known as spides
by Chavhater_85 December 30, 2008
Get the Chavmug. Complete wankshafts who think there hard and hunt in packs on emos when there on there own they shud all just drop dead!!! they also listen 2 wank music
by emo666 July 3, 2009
Get the Chavmug. Remember that dude/dudette standing on a street corner, with a bottle of Strongbow in one hand, a packet of Kingsize Lamburt and Butler in the other, weighed down with ridiculously oversized gold chains? He/She was stood there with their little Chavvy mates trying to look tough and terrorising old grandpeoples?
Rivals with Emo's, Moshers, Goths, etc.
Also, Queen of the Chavs is Kerry Katona.
Rivals with Emo's, Moshers, Goths, etc.
Also, Queen of the Chavs is Kerry Katona.
by BoyObsessive=] May 6, 2009
Get the Chavmug.