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Carson

a guy who likes to video game and doesnt get nearly enough sleep because of that. a carson usually likes junk food and is willing to take every chance they get to stay home from school, if they go to school still.
bro my friend is pulling a carson (staying home when not sick and dont have appointments)

he is so pulling a carson
by urbanjeffjef June 19, 2023
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know for making a girl cum twice in the back of a kia sorento while higher than a ladder
wow you gave her the carson special
by definitely not carson July 29, 2023
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carson is the funniest, kindest, smartest boy you’ll meet. He can cheer you up in a second, and make you feel like you’re the only girl in the world. Hes so attractive and so cute, he has beautiful green eyes and the best smile in the whole world. His laugh is the cutest thing you’ll hear and his voice is the best sound in the world. He’s someone i’m gonna marry one day.
1: is that carson?
2: yes isn’t he so perfect

1: yess!! he’s cute as HELL!
by luckilover August 7, 2023
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Someone who is annoying, has no friends and easily offended.
Stop annoying me, ur such a fucking Carson.
by skibiditoiletenjoyer69 July 25, 2024
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Carson(noun) A person who habitually lies due to deep-seated insecurities. Typically, a Carson exaggerates or fabricates stories to appear more confident, successful, or interesting to others. The term is often used to call out someone who consistently distorts the truth as a way of masking their self-doubt or inadequacies.
Don’t believe what he said about meeting that celebrity; he’s such a Carson. He always lies to make himself look cooler.
by brosbeforehoes321 August 14, 2024
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a friend who dresses like a manilla envelope, and is such a caretaker friend. He chefs up whenever you’re hungry and always makes sure you’re well fed. He is the spearhead of the sassy man apocalypse, and he rocks a turtleneck like a German milf. You’d be honored to be his friend. He is brutally honest but always acts out of the kindness of his heart. His kryptonite is a good ole glass of wine.
Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?

Yeah he’s such a good friend!
by Bignoosa September 23, 2023
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Carson is a very special boy. Not physically, but mentally. He likes to goon for multiple hours especially when the gooning takes place within his family.
I heard Carson was gooning with his mother for 10 hours last night!
by Jiggly bob October 13, 2023
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