cantertoom

A cantertoom is someone that enjoys licking the dust off bricks.
Cantertoomphobia - the fear of licking dust of bricks

"You old Cantertoom!" said Sally to her Grandfather.

by Ryan The First Son Of Robin Of Athelos. August 4, 2007

Canteen medal

Food stains on clothing caused by messy eating.

You must of enjoyed your curry, you got some nice canteen medals

by NS52 September 2, 2007

cantering fagpony

1. A small homosexual horse that moves a pace slightly more brisk than usual.

Cindy doesn't want a horsey for Christmas, she would like a cantering fagpony.

by Aras Elocin October 15, 2008

Cream Canoe

An erect penis

When I saw that hot broad walk by I felt my cream canoe getting ready to sail.

by twinkie kid 63 October 13, 2008

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

canoe carnival

Canoe Carnival is a widely celebrated event in the Medford Lakes area where floats are displayed by many organizations on the lakes. The kids who live there tend to think of it as a great opportunity to smoke weed, or get wasted (along with any other day of their lives.)

"Dude when are we gonna smoke all of this weed?"
"wait till Canoe Carnival, we'll get high af"

by LoveTheBeach November 17, 2013

Sticky Canoe

You are doing your girl in the ass, you pull out then Titty fuck her.

I was killing it back door when i decided to give my friend's sister a sticky canoe.

by Skeeter October 12, 2004