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Cup of Buff

When one farts in one's hand and serves it up to their own or another's face.
He just served me the foulest cup of buff when I turned my head.

While I was eating popcorn in the theater, my girlfriend served me her own special cup of buff.
by forgottencastaway July 10, 2017
mugGet the Cup of Buffmug.

Rich and Buff

The most alpha male. A pinnacle of male perfection. Goes by the name Isaac. Has mountains of cash and a whole harem of women wanting him to impregnate them.
Person 1: Wow that guy is so rich and buff!
Person 2: Ya thats isaac, hes amazing!
by ftpisaac June 4, 2018
mugGet the Rich and Buffmug.

head buff

Marta made Johnny's tip glow after giving a detailed head buff.
by Johnson Banger January 22, 2009
mugGet the head buffmug.

buff claw

A mythical body part which incorporates a penis, and a nail not unlike a fingernail, that grows forth from and over the top of the head of the penis.
Young Dale was sent to the principal's office, and subsequently suspended, for unapologetically drawing a buff claw in art class.
by dadafari January 17, 2010
mugGet the buff clawmug.

Buff a ho

When a player hits the strip club and "Buffs A Ho" with his cash. May refer specifically to the act of dropping bills on a stripers ass, essentially buffing the area as it passes.
Watch me in the club while I buff a ho.
by tbonics April 18, 2016
mugGet the Buff a homug.

buff the snail

buffing the snail, v., is the act of rigorously stimulating the clitoris. it is derived from the hand/wrist motion of theoretically "buffing" the shell of a snail, when in reality, you are rubbing a clit.
"I'm home alone. I'm really gonna buff the snail tonight."
by rockinrollbuttercup69420 July 8, 2016
mugGet the buff the snailmug.

Buff the tip

All these puttis can go buff the tip
by CaseTheKingSantana November 24, 2016
mugGet the Buff the tipmug.

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