Bruce Campbell

The second in the hierarchy of movie gods. Only one step below Michael Clarke Duncan and one step above Kevin Spacey. His chin has been known to cause lesser beings to commit suicide. Women rarely walk out of his room after sex, they typically must be rolled on a wheelchair and/or taken on a stretcher.

Yeah, I heard Mark commited suicide!

Oh how come?

He saw Bruce Campbell's chin and realized his life was pathetic.

by ihfdayton August 6, 2008

Bruce Campbell

The best thing I ever saw

Bruce Campbell is pwning your right now.

by Shin November 9, 2003

brunette

Refering to a woman with dark brown or black hair, darker eyes, and usually dark complexion. Some people commonly label everyone with any shade of brown hair as "brunette", even though lighter shades of brown hair are anthropogically considered "blond(e)".

Many Spanish women are brunettes. Sarah is a brunette, she has dark hair.

by JMC3 May 22, 2006

Perfectly Brunette

To have the silkiest, smoothest, shiniest, most luscious brunette hair in the world. As we all know, brunettes are smarter than blonds, as well as funnier, wittier, sexier, and all around better. Thus, leading to the phrase "Perfectly Brunette."

blond- "Hahahahahaha! Wow! I am having so much fun being a total whore!
brunette- "Wow, you know, you really ARE stupid."
blond- "OMG! IK, RITE???"
brunette- "If you were awesome, like me, you could have a shot at being Perfectly Brunette."
blond- "What?"

by the ORIGINAL brunette April 25, 2009

Bruce Lee Blumpkin

After receiving fellatio and depositing feces in the lavatory you proceed to give a doubled handed karate chop to both sides of the neck to the person who just gave you fellatio

Denise passed out from the pain from our Bruce Lee Blumpkin session we had last night

by coffee pot September 3, 2008

Bruce

Basically the sole meaning of a bro who is so chill, savage, and fucking cool that he out bruces everyone when he walks into a room. Hell outsmoke the stoners, throw some sauce with the boozebags, and bag the finest broads. Do not fuck with this type of man...

Losers always complain about there best, and winners go home and bang the prom queen, thats fuckin bruce as fuck.

by onechillbruce November 5, 2011

slap a brunette day

October 25th will be “Slap a brunette day” where you can slap any brunette for the whole day.

*Slaps brunette*

brunette: “Why did you slap me?”

me: It’s Slap a brunette day!!

by brunette farts October 14, 2019