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Sockblock

When someone disallows a female/woman the privilege of having their orifice (most commonly vagina/anus) penetrated. Feminine version of cockblock.
“Girl! If sockblock was person it’d look like, my cousin, Rita. I met this fine ass LatinX in the club and this thirsty attention starved skank told them I had a husband. I ‘bout died. I swear it looked like they had half a pool noodle in they pants.”

Plays on the fact that males commonly use socks to masturbate (therefore, the sock’s replacement is acknowledged) and the moniker for prolapsed anus (pink sock).

Also, we don’t refer to vaginas as “cocks” . So, the term cockblock is mired in misogyny. As if;

1) women don’t have a choice in the matter.
2) the orifices entered during sexual intercourse are less important.
3) the vagina isn’t the most important sexual organ in humanity.

Viva la vagine!!!
by unskilled sleeper April 18, 2022
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When a spouse, family member, or friend determinedly changes your travel plans so that rock climbing no longer included in the itinerary. (rock climbing slang)
When we made our Cuba travel plans, my wife decided to rockblock me, and we spent way too many days in Varadero, making it impossible to go climbing. She's a total rockblocker! When we plan our trip to Peru next fall, I won't get rockblocked.
by nicojah May 24, 2018
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blorkblock

If you hear the sound of a blorkblock, does air exist?
by Sepsz March 15, 2011
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Cockblockotopolis

A place completely filled with cockblockers, so terrible that no cock is safe.
Dude, I just got back from cockblockotopolis. My cock is so sore. Fuuuuckkkk.
by Cockblocktopus 41 August 7, 2011
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Cockblockbro

A bro who is there to cockblock some dick for you. you dont cockblock him yourself cos otherwise the girl would think you are a wanker so you get your cockblockbro on the case
Guy 1: hey dude, there is some dick who is hitting on this girl i like. can you do the necassaries?
cockblockbro: never fear. your cockblockbro is here. i will cockblock the shit out of that guy
by uberjai December 30, 2012
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Cockblock Tomahawk

An object thrown with the intent of cockblocking a couple.
PJ: Did you hear about Jake and Meredith? She was giving him head in a movie theater and someone threw a cockblock tomahawk at them!
Amelia: Wow, that's embarrassing!
by Frank Longbottom September 7, 2013
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Cockblockasoress

A seemingly attractive women with open sores on the borders of her nether reqion, abruptly halting further sexual advances.
"I got down to third base with wendy, but she turned out to be a cockblockasoress." said Aleron.

"damn," said Casey, "I guess she's off the list"
by Iandustrial April 25, 2014
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