Blumpkin Patch

While receiving a blumpkin a turd scrapes off on her chin leaving a shit stain, similar to a soul patch.
Is that chocolate on your chin? Oh! I just gave my boyfriend a blumpkin. It must be a blumpkin patch.
by Kompteck September 20, 2010
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cleveland blumpkin

when a male sits on anothers chest, and recieves oral sex while taking a shit
last night, my friend asked me if I wanted a cleveland blumpkin...I said 'why not'.
by B514 December 06, 2006
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blumpkin blast

The act of holding your partner upside down while shitting on the toilet, as they give you head and you finger blast their ass or vagina at the same precise moment.
I cant believe Tom Arnold could even hold Rosanne upside down, never mind stomach a blumpkin blast with her!
by Tony Petrarc October 29, 2010
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falafel blumpkin

A person of jewish origin enjoying a blumpkin whilst reading reading a copy of the economist.
"Oi gavalt, last week I got this amazing falafel blumpkin from your mother"
by Urban Dictionary August 30, 2007
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brother blumpkin

A blumpkin involving two men. Also called a brother blumpy.

Also see reverse blumpkin, reverse brother blumpkin, cunnilumpkin, and reverse cunnilumpkin.
Ever since my butt hymen was broken, it's been much easier to execute the brother blumpkin with my buddies.
by Angry Hippie October 30, 2004
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Blumpkin Pie

The act of having a Ménage à trois while the woman is dressed as a Pilgrim or Indian Squaw. One guy is in the process of receiving a blumpkin, while the other is in the process of giving the woman a cream pie.
The first Blumpkin Pie.

While Miles Standish was in the outhouse (after the first Thanksgiving), the hot redheaded pilgrim girl started to give him a blumpkin. John Smith came by and was so aroused that he joined in and gave her a cream pie.
by Uncle Kreepy November 22, 2011
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atomic blumpkin

when you're getting a blumpkin and the receiver vomits all ove the top of the head of the giver, thus giving the receiver a complete release of the body from every possible orifice, vomitus, feces, and ejaculate and urine if the receiver is especially talented!
Chad puked all over the top of bret's head while she was giving him a blumpkin. It was the most compete release any human has ever experienced, despite the mess on top of her head and the extensive cleanup, i love atomic blumpkins!
by fist698 April 04, 2010
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