nizzard blizzard

What stilts-enthusiast King Birtram's patrol-cats prevent by guarding the Kingdom Of Binn's dike-trees night and day.

I take it that there is enough of a nizzard blizzard at egg-hatching time to keep the population of said snooty blackbirds fairly stable, since after his banishment, the evil Lord Droon was made to gaggingly make a meal out of one or more cooked specimens of said troublesome flapper three times a day.

by QuacksO January 8, 2020

mud blizzard

The action of man cumming in a girl's rectum, then her breaking wind in his face.

Baby girl tonight's erotic forecast is gonna be crappy. They're projecting its gonna be a mud blizzard.

by xHotSauce April 24, 2020

Not Blizzard

It is a blizzard but it doesn't stick to the pavement

aw mans its not blizzarding again

by Your Couisn Frank October 30, 2020

Texas Blizzard

A wimpy storm that causes a huge amount of damage

Ugh that storm last night sure was a Texas Blizzard

by Ralphalpha February 22, 2021

felching blizzard

When a third party steps in and felches the semen out of a man’s arse after he has been inseminated. He then proceeds to blow the semen through a straw at the donor and recipient’s faces, resembling being out in a blizzard. Strictly a class move.

After Phil blew his load deep into Dan’s cornhole, Randy sucked every last drop out and gave them both a felching blizzard

by Mr Puffy March 21, 2021

Canadian blizzard

Sexual act done by Canadian Yoders:
where two men or a man and a woman line up and take turns pegging one another until climax, then they pull out and blow their cum onto the back of the person in front of them.

I can't wait for the Canadian blizzard tonight.
I can't wait to be snowed in during the Canadian Blizzard

by Canadian snowbird November 7, 2021

Viral Blizzard

A term used by slimy modern media outlets to try and in-still fear in the general public over a organized pandemic. Can also be linked back to for-profit agencies

Hey, people aren’t getting vaccinated fast enough so let’s try to in-still fear in them through creating the term “viral blizzard”

by Bushdiver#5 December 23, 2021