Berf (unit)

a measurement of how much dog hair has been vacuumed by unit; when emptying a vacuum. A single vacuum emptying would equal one single "Berf". Two or more would be "Berfs" (plural).

"We need to comb "Bertha Maye" tonight, she is shedding like crazy! I emptied five whole "Berf (unit) 's" into the trashcan before I finished vacuuming."

by xJTxx June 7, 2023

Blarfkit

This is where you perform the act of throwing up in someone's asshole then they shit it back into your mouth

I love it when she wants to receive a blarfkit....

by Mr phucking fixit July 24, 2023

Beerfort Scale

A tangible measure of sea roughness in a storm defined by the movement of your beer on the bar of your North Sea ferry to Amsterdam

Blimey mate, I reckon it's beerfort scale 8 tonight, I had to be like Joe Root in the slips to catch that Moretti!!

by Crookesie December 27, 2023

Blerbal Essence

To describe a stubborn orange cat

Blerbal Essence?!?! T'es stoup

by is.p.frd November 9, 2023

Beerfriendness

This word is used to explain how much beerfriend a person is.

Man, this is just a bunch of beerfriendness, its making me wanna jack of-
Beerfriend is so cool, he cointains so much beerfriendness.
I want to kill myself.

by CeloCogumelo February 11, 2024

Blarf

When you vomit and ejaculate at the same time.

Danny got so excited when Brook gave him a Steamboat Willie that he blarfed all over the kitchen floor.

by Austronomy February 23, 2024

Beerface

A person who drinks a lot of beer or is drunk.

Ha! Look at that beerface over there, drinking a high life!

by ChickenChocker69 February 27, 2024