Bleach is the number one drink not because it hydrates, but because it obliterates—cleansing your soul, your sins, and your molecular structure in one crisp gulp of existential regret. It’s the forbidden smoothie, the ghost of cleanliness past, the liquid that whispers “don’t” while your curiosity screams “maybe.” Served best in a chalice made of regret and garnished with a single tear of a janitor who’s seen too much, bleach doesn’t quench thirst—it erases it from the timeline. It’s not a beverage, it’s a dare from the universe, a chemical haiku of chaos, and the unofficial sponsor of bad decisions. Remember: this is satire. Never drink bleach. But if you do, at least wear a monocle and scream “FOR SCIENCE!” as you vanish into the void.
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by Skylergg14 October 9, 2025
Get the bleachmug. When u have the sex and the girl dosent want to open her mouth wide enough and u change the color of the bed sheets to white with semen
by PapiChulo3 January 20, 2018
Get the bleaching the sheetsmug. Mom: Hey honey, can you pass me the bleach? I'm cleaning the restroom again.
You: Sure thing mom. *Hands bleach*
You: Sure thing mom. *Hands bleach*
by xD4k September 14, 2016
Get the bleachmug. When your red flags turn white. When you once had a toxic trait that is a “red flag” but change your ways to be more positive.
Sally used to bash her ex every time she drank, “red flag”, but then she got proper therapy and healed from her trauma, called spiritual bleaching, turning her once red flag, now white
by BrooklynnR October 7, 2023
Get the Spiritual Bleachingmug. When you see something so grim that you try pour bleach in your eyes but then from the kinkyness of the pain you “ cum/squirt everywhere”
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by L0CY December 4, 2022
Get the Sticky Bleachmug. by EU🅱️🅱️OUR April 15, 2022
Get the bleachmug. by anonymous January 24, 2025
Get the Bleachmug.