A sassy/sexy white female who will beat you up if you talk shit,touch her inappropriately,and talk about her ex’s. She thinks that Arabs are sexy (That’s debatable btw) She gets really angry when she’s hungry,someone being an asshole, and she especially hates it when someone with the letter T and Y talks shit. If your name has a T and Y don’t talk shit unless a blacchails will cock her hand back and bitch slap you in front of all your friends.A blacchails is a very rare specimen.
by Therealmartincontopi October 18, 2018
Get the Blacchails mug.The Blaicher is the most sexy life form known to humanity, Blaicher's are also known for their love and passion for onion and flirting with 8 year old Sumali girls.
Blaicher's are also known as fans of Doris the secretary and trying to pick her up by eating her sandwiches.
Blaicher's are also known as fans of Doris the secretary and trying to pick her up by eating her sandwiches.
Orel: Dem Blaicher, what are those gains bro you make me wet
Blaicher: Aaargghhhaha Baughhh
Orel: Oh cool dog I see but why do you smell like onion?
Blaicher: Aaargghhhaha Baughhh
Orel: Oh cool dog I see but why do you smell like onion?
by Orel.A December 17, 2018
Get the blaicher mug.Barch, v. 1. A variant form of sexual assault; 2. The act of unexpectedly biting out the asshole of a victim and then spitting it into his or her mouth whilst screaming.
1. I will barch your mother.
2. My phys ed teacher was arraigned on charges for barching a minor.
3. Every time we play Cold Storage, I'm constantly getting barched by stickies.
2. My phys ed teacher was arraigned on charges for barching a minor.
3. Every time we play Cold Storage, I'm constantly getting barched by stickies.
by The Slothening June 21, 2019
Get the Barch mug.by treesmythe September 17, 2019
Get the blurch mug.Blanching, the posh term of firing through a fuck load of gear without knowing what youre doing or talking about.
Shall we blanch?
by Jeff2.0 September 24, 2019
Get the Blanch mug.Instead of saying bitch all the time blanch is used as an inside joke and also to steer away from excessive swearing.
Normal: "What up bitch, how you been bro?"
Slang: "What up Blanch, how you been bro?"
Normal: *Spills something* "What a bitch! That's my new rug too.."
Slang: *Spills something* "What a blanch! That's my new rug too.."
Slang: "What up Blanch, how you been bro?"
Normal: *Spills something* "What a bitch! That's my new rug too.."
Slang: *Spills something* "What a blanch! That's my new rug too.."
by WhiteBoyOG November 22, 2019
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