blapster

a woman that recieved a hit from the penis on her head

blapster will recieve this when she arque about sex

by Slapman April 12, 2014

Blasterbating

Furiously masturbating, red-faced, sweating, and often with both hands.

Roger: Man, my cock is sore this morning.
Jerry: Were you masturbating again last night?
Roger: Bro, I wasn't just masturbating, I was blasterbating.
Jerry: Sweet Jesus.

by Cyril Figgis April 13, 2014

Babester

A different and more interesting form of the word "babe", specifically used to refer to your special someone in a casual and quirky way. First used by a cool guy in some year, this word puts a "ster" at the end of the word "babe", the same genius behind words like "gangster" and "trickster". Most people cringe upon hearing the word " babester", which only adds to it's effect.

Daniel (to his girlfriend Rebecca): "Hey babester wanna catch a film?"
Rebecca (to her boyfriend Daniel): "What did you just call me? Ha ha where the fuck did you hear that?"
Daniel (to his girlfriend Rebecca): "Is it really that hard for you to believe I can be original you bitch?"
Rebecca: *stunned confusion"

by xorgbeep June 10, 2018

Blamethrower

When your significant other starts griping about everything at you all at once.

S1: Why didn't your do the dishes, or walk the dog? What about laundry? Have you looked for a job?

S2: Easy there with the blamethrower!

by dumbles02 September 26, 2018

Blasterz

A massive twat who Bans anyone for getting his feelings hurt..

Wow Blasterz is a twat

by X3TM January 19, 2019

Blaster Shit

A shit that is accompanied by a large amount of gas under pressure.

John 'I had a massive blaster shit this morning'.

Bob 'What's the hell is that ?'

John 'A massive combination of gas and shit, came out like a shotgun going off'. 'The toilet bowl and my arse was covered in shit'.

Bob 'Lots of toilet paper then ?'

John 'Oh yes, at least one roll !'.

by Crazy49 February 27, 2019

blasterdam

A proclamation made usually a Dutch or Scandinavian person when they’re astounded by something. It is the equivalent of “I’ll be”.

Lars saw the Space X rocket land vertically
and said “blasterdam, that’s amazing!”

by Torbert March 28, 2021