Borked

A term used to describe writing loaded with misspelllings, transposed letters and misspaced words (i.e. suppose dto) where any attempt to read it, as written, aloud sounds like the Swedish Chef.

Marty must have really intimidated him, he completely Borked that ticket he sent to local support.

by Captain Shocker March 30, 2011

borky

microphalus- a small penis

"John got laughed out of bed when the girl saw his tiny borky."

by The Internet August 12, 2004

Bjordi

Bjordi is a very sad person. Bjordi is a simp.

hej Bjordi

by nåntingknknkn August 30, 2021

bork

An amalgamation of beef and pork, found readily available in Japan, sold as ground meat or niku.

All the ground beef prices were sky-high at Fressay today, so I decided to make my chili with bork, instead.

by Nerdlass June 14, 2010

Borking

That thing where you go to puke and stop yourself

'The doc keeps looking at my messed up leg and borking'

by CockRocket July 17, 2009

bjornson

An obese person who displays sloth, gluttony, and greed. They are fans of McDonald's, Big Gulps, naps, and gift money. Derived from the last name Bjornson, which means son of bear in Norweigan.

Tim is such a bjornson, because he ate pizza while everyone else worked.

by Sam_R_I March 4, 2008

Bork

1.) A beef flavored pork substitute.
2.) An unnatural sexual act.

1.) Excuse me garcon, my uncle and I would like an order of your bbq bork sliders.

2.) My uncle borked me during family weekend behind the woodshed.

by Turbo_Donkey July 12, 2011